So I always have too much free time to mess with the things on my desk. Today I took three 9v batteries, two alligator clamps, a piece of graphite from a mechanical pencil, and some solder and tinkered with welding. I guess it's welding? I don't really think it could be considered soldering.
The video isn't the best, because apparently my phone doesn't want to focus, but here it is in glorious slowmo.