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#1 The Robstar

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 05:26 AM

I've been high and dry for nearly 6 months now. The walls are caving in, the withdraw symptoms are showing..... LOL it's not that difficult but it's still pretty bad. 8-)

 

The question is how long have ya'll been without a bonk?

 

I know some of you will say 15 years, or never coz some of

 ya still live at home :P

 

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#2 SushiKitten

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 06:05 AM

That's what your hand is for, man.

But I really have no idea, possibly only a few weeks since my current boyfriend was my first time.

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 06:08 AM

That's what your hand is for, man.

But I really have no idea, possibly only a few weeks since my current boyfriend was my first time.

LOL, My left hand is in bandages atm. Ripped up my palm at the skate rink.

 

Oh and congrats for you :)


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 06:15 AM

5yrs.
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#5 MrSandman

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 06:23 AM

Oh like 2 weeks ago, but from 24-25 I was out of the game for a year! Didn't really suffer that much. Sex is kinda overrated when you think of it anyway. There are alot of things that tops it!



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Posted 07 September 2013 - 07:56 AM

when single or married?

 

single...  3 months

 

married..  18 months



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Posted 07 September 2013 - 08:05 AM

2 days currently.


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 10:22 AM

5yrs.

 

^This.

when single or married?

 

single...  3 months

 

married..  18 months

...wtf?


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 10:23 AM

About 25 minutes.

 

 

Oh like 2 weeks ago, but from 24-25 I was out of the game for a year! Didn't really suffer that much. Sex is kinda overrated when you think of it anyway. There are alot of things that tops it!

People who aren't getting any often say outrageous things like "sex isn't that important" or "I don't see the big deal about sex anyway".

It is a coping mechanism and it is okay because it got you through a tough time.


It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:34 AM

I'm currently in a weird casual thing for the first time and am starting to believe there is a striking difference between having sex and making love. If I don't see Kay for a week it's no big deal, sex is just sex, but last year when I would be apart from Aris between weekends at school it would be on my mind constantly. So here's my theory:

 

People that long for sex, who have 'withdrawal' substitute the act for validation, for love, for acceptance. People that shrug it off either get their validation from somewhere else or have a tiny penis. It sounds cheesy, but love is the driving force of humanity's existence, and, barring chemical injections and electrical stimulation, nothing compares to the sweet love of someone you long for.


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 01:36 PM

about 15 months ago now and still going strong.


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 02:05 PM

Love, 18 years.

Dick in Poon, 18 years.

Non-penetratively, two years and counting.

 

But then, I'm going to America this year and staying with someone, who says she'll show me a good time, the forecast is looking good.

 

I would like to point out, that people who say sex isn't important/is overrated usually say so because they aren't getting any. It's like when men call women sluts; it's because she'll sleep with anybody that isn't you, not because she'll sleep with anybody. It's actually a vital psychological and physical requirement to a healthy, long life.

 

If two people wan sum fuks, they should fuk.


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:00 PM

about 15 months ago now and still going strong.

Especially on the one side eh?


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:12 PM

Especially on the one side eh?

Actually I'm ambidextrous for most tasks.


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 06:04 PM

I'm currently in a weird casual thing for the first time and am starting to believe there is a striking difference between having sex and making love.

 

There is.
There is a HUGE difference.


My sex-life was complicated and now is a little less
and lets just say... Yesterday and that I will be going off sex for a while.


Because I can...


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 06:33 PM

Actually I'm ambidextrous for most tasks.

Yeah, I have to use both arms too.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 03:20 AM

About 25 minutes.

 

 

People who aren't getting any often say outrageous things like "sex isn't that important" or "I don't see the big deal about sex anyway".

It is a coping mechanism and it is okay because it got you through a tough time.

 

Not really. There are alot of things that tops it, like playing in a band infront of alot of people, is one of the best feelings in the world. Then there are of course diffrent kinds of sex, I can imagine that having sex with Jennifer Aniston would top about almost anything, but sex with a stranger 4am drunk on a friday, yeah thats fucking overrated. People who say sex is the best thing in the world, have a boring life.



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Posted 08 September 2013 - 04:33 AM

Sex with a stranger at four on a Friday morning could be the end to an amazing night though. A really fucking amazing night.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:04 AM

Sex with a stranger at four on a Friday morning could be the end to an amazing night though. A really fucking amazing night.

Only if it's consensual.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:52 AM

Well, if both parties can be happy then that's a bonus I guess.


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