Win the game!
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Of course, there really isn't a condition for "winning" other than being able to sit the Iron Throne, right? Just owning the chair makes you the winner. Yes, it could be argued that you paid the gold price, but if your first royal decree is to murder all the Greyjoys, nobody else will dare bring that up.
What's that? You're rich as a Lannister? Then you'll want to send a raven to your Master of Coin and tell him to free up the funds for your very own Iron Throne. This amazing prop replica looks exactly like the throne from the HBO TV series. The good news (for reasons of price, shipping, and personal safety) is that it's not made of thousands of actual swords. This version is constructed of hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass and fire-proof resin. A perfect centerpiece for your office or throne room, the Game of Thrones Life Sized Iron Throne is over seven feet tall and will make all your other chairs hide behind their mother's skirts.
SHIPPING DETAILS:
Shipping charges include freight shipping, insurance, and personal delivery to your home or office. Each throne is custom produced and will arrive 6-8 weeks after the successful transaction with your Master of Coin (or Card). All sales are final as this is a custom piece. Your throne will arrive in a wooden crate (74" x 65" x 93") and you must be home to accept delivery. (We'll call to set up an appointment!) Enjoy ruling the Seven Kingdoms!
Product Specifications
- Life size prop replica of the Iron Throne
- A must-have for any ruler of the Seven Kingdoms
- Takes 6-8 weeks to build
- Go on, pay the gold price. We won't tell if you don't.
- Materials: Hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass. Fire rated resin.
- Dimensions: 7'2" tall, 5'5" wide, 5'11" deep
- Weight: 350 pounds
- http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f0d6/
Lifesize Game of Thrones Iron Throne
#1
Posted 21 October 2012 - 03:01 PM
#2
Posted 21 October 2012 - 03:21 PM
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
#3
Posted 21 October 2012 - 03:33 PM
#4
Posted 21 October 2012 - 03:35 PM
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#5
Posted 21 October 2012 - 03:38 PM
#6
Posted 21 October 2012 - 03:54 PM
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#7
Posted 21 October 2012 - 03:56 PM
#8
Posted 21 October 2012 - 03:59 PM
*reads first two paragraphs again*
WTH, did I forget how to read?
#9
Posted 21 October 2012 - 04:29 PM
Exactly! Hell, my most expensive sword was about $150, and that's because it's a videogame replica. Forging it would be a lot harder than forging a basic steel longsword or whatever.For that price you could buy that many swords and have someone weld them together.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#10
Posted 22 October 2012 - 10:26 AM
Also for a fiberglass version they are asking that much? why didnt i think of that, some poor schmuck will probably buy the damn thing too. thats a hell of a profit margin.
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
#11
Posted 22 October 2012 - 12:01 PM
This will look great in the castle that I obviously own because I'm British.
Naturally.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#12
Posted 22 October 2012 - 12:39 PM
which videogame >.> i sell many such swords.
Also for a fiberglass version they are asking that much? why didnt i think of that, some poor schmuck will probably buy the damn thing too. thats a hell of a profit margin.
Final Fantasy VIII. Revolver/Shear Trigger gunblade.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#13
Posted 22 October 2012 - 01:52 PM
You could definitely commission an actual throne, made from actual metal for far less than that including parts and labour.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#14
Posted 22 October 2012 - 01:58 PM
#15
Posted 22 October 2012 - 03:40 PM
I was not aware wolves could read.*reads first two paragraphs*
*reads first two paragraphs again*
WTH, did I forget how to read?
Lots of $15-$20 Chinese knockoffs would work great.Exactly! Hell, my most expensive sword was about $150, and that's because it's a videogame replica. Forging it would be a lot harder than forging a basic steel longsword or whatever.
There's still time to undercut them!which videogame >.> i sell many such swords.
Also for a fiberglass version they are asking that much? why didnt i think of that, some poor schmuck will probably buy the damn thing too. thats a hell of a profit margin.
But it wouldn't be officially licensed and you'd probably get sued. >.>That is insanely overpriced.
You could definitely commission an actual throne, made from actual metal for far less than that including parts and labour.
Let me just pull that out my ass for you.thinks i just found my new gaming chair, okay who wants to loan good ole cody 33K(tax is added in)?
#16
Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:17 PM
You can make something that bears the image of copywritten things so long as it isn't for sale.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#17
Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:23 PM
#18
Posted 23 October 2012 - 04:46 AM
Then it could be argued that I paid the iron price instead.
#19
Posted 23 October 2012 - 08:38 AM
That's a great way to do it.
#20
Posted 23 October 2012 - 01:09 PM
So how do you get away with your patches anyways? >.>
I have only been nailed for one of my patches, the Planter Express logo.
Fox got a hold of etsy and made them remove my listing due to copyright infringement.
That is just because Fox is so power hungry that they don`t want me making five dollars from something that bears any resemblance to something they own.
There is some play if what you are selling has an artists spin on it though.
They can`t sue you for being inspired.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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