News.. again..
Started by (V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻, May 25 2012 07:16 AM
10 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:16 AM
So I was going to go brush my teeth and I saw our newscaster just straight up lose it on the air.
Apparently some dork asked some really orange chick to the prom in a sweet way or something? and she said yes.
So the newscaster starts crying..
I thought she was just messing around at first.
But she got choked up and hollered "That's so nice. See? Is that so hard? A little appreciation? *sob*"
They shot to the other newscaster and the weather guy and they just shrugged in horror.
............
See, women?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Apparently some dork asked some really orange chick to the prom in a sweet way or something? and she said yes.
So the newscaster starts crying..
I thought she was just messing around at first.
But she got choked up and hollered "That's so nice. See? Is that so hard? A little appreciation? *sob*"
They shot to the other newscaster and the weather guy and they just shrugged in horror.
............
See, women?
This is why we can't have nice things.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
#2
Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:25 AM
Wtf?
#3
Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:32 AM
I have absolutely no idea.. :|
And it was right after a semi truck got caught on film by a passing car literally sliding on it's side and bumping into the front end of it.
Had he still been going as fast as he was before, they would have died instantly.
But the gravel slowed it down enough to halt it and the driver with the dashboard camera stopped short in time.
So, near death experience in first view = 'oh man, that was crazy'
A dorky guy and a tangerine girl going to prom together = saddest shit you will see all day.
And it was right after a semi truck got caught on film by a passing car literally sliding on it's side and bumping into the front end of it.
Had he still been going as fast as he was before, they would have died instantly.
But the gravel slowed it down enough to halt it and the driver with the dashboard camera stopped short in time.
So, near death experience in first view = 'oh man, that was crazy'
A dorky guy and a tangerine girl going to prom together = saddest shit you will see all day.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
#4
Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:38 AM
Your news is weird.
#5
Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:51 AM
It really, really is.
Now you know why I never willingly watch it and am behind on current events.
Now you know why I never willingly watch it and am behind on current events.
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#6
Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:59 AM
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#7
Posted 25 May 2012 - 08:10 AM
Yep.
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#8
Posted 25 May 2012 - 01:13 PM
this is why I get my news from the onion news network and weekly world news.
#9
Posted 25 May 2012 - 01:31 PM
Its fine when women do it, its almost expected
but when men do it...
in the same tone as a woman...
but when men do it...
in the same tone as a woman...
#11
Posted 26 May 2012 - 09:46 AM
To all of ye, I whole heartily agree.
Yarr.
Yarr.
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