RespawningEnemy

I'm drinking a milkshake. It's pretty great.

Does that count? Is there enough good vibes in this situation?

Does anyone else frequently watch stand-up? Is it just me? Am I alone?

Obligatory clip:

What this quote tells me: Kanye West rhymed awards with awards.

Or did he? It may be the next puzzle piece.

I want to hug your face.

Thank you...

Couldn't you just pick a random word out of the dictionary, add the word metal to the end, and call that a genre of metal?

No, you just pick a random word out of the dictionary, add the word core to the end, and call that a genre of metal.

It's perfect.

First page, top post, enjoy.

Nah, I found the link; I was wondering where the website is getting those porn searches from.

What happens if it's a random word generator?

What happens if I'm a random word generator?

What happens if you're the only real person on this forum?

Check, please

My favorite: "Foot"

I'm a drummer, so I drum in the shower.

Rolling your eyes at another person's definition of fun is not a sign of maturity. Sure I don't do nose picking battles but I've had so many supposedly mature girls roll their eyes at me for what I like that I used to have low self esteem.
It's a sign of having different tastes and expressing that, nothing more. What's more mature is respecting other people, something I rarely see from girls tbh. Why do ya think I'm normally more into guys than girls. Guys actually treat me more like an equal. That's mature.

Thank you.

I'm called immature every day, and if I took every claim seriously, I'd be weeping in a corner right now.

It's also a lesson I'm trying to learn. I try to force my opinion on other people when I should respect whatever intolerably ignorant opinions they have.

I don't like making assumptions about who likes me and who doesn't. I also haven't had that many female friends in my life. With those two factors combined, I can't really say if I've ever friendzoned anyone.

If we're talking about me getting friendzoned, well, I try not to get crushes because I think I'm going to get rejected. If there's ever been a rare moment a female talks to me, I'm happy just to be talking.

I also think it's funny how adverse people are to the concept of the friendzone.

I guess I'm somewhat of a comedian, only I need a beat to perform to. 

Actually, I've always thought that rap and stand-up comedy were similar. They're both alternative forms of story-telling.

It's just that rap is usually braggadocios and stand-up comedy is usually based around self-deprecation.

So, "lolicore" is a genre that takes loli sounds and mixes them with breakcore. And it is really hard to follow up that sentence.