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I've never been so aroused by a dating profile.
#81991 I am to be looking catgirl for love
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on 02 December 2014 - 05:04 PM
#81433 The member photo album.
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on 12 November 2014 - 11:56 AM
There's anger in those eyes. Who hurt you man, who hurt you?
#81342 The member photo album.
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on 08 November 2014 - 05:59 AM
Might be to do with how you're no longer encapsulating a human.
#81207 Games That are "Part of Your Soul"
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on 02 November 2014 - 06:12 PM
Windwaker i.e my favourite game. Ocarina of time because my dumb child self was absorbed by the atmosphere. Super Mario Sunshine. Shaolin. And sure I'll vouch for FIFA Premier League Stars too. Even if the nostalgia lies in the fact the game was almost broken.
#81109 WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE DONE DURING SEX????
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on 29 October 2014 - 05:56 PM
#81108 THE DEPRESSION THREAD
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on 29 October 2014 - 05:46 PM
...which is code for "in the closet"
Then again, now that you mention in, I believe it was around the time I fell in love with my navy skinny fit double breasted peacoat I realised I had an insatiable lust for a bombardment of penis.
#81093 THE DEPRESSION THREAD
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on 29 October 2014 - 10:13 AM
Metrosexual is just code for "in the closet"
Pfft. It's code for fabulous.
#80950 WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE DONE DURING SEX????
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on 24 October 2014 - 12:02 PM
My eyes!
#80777 Why So Serious
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on 16 October 2014 - 01:51 PM
POUND THE FUCKING BODY.
#80589 ARE THERE ANY BLACK PEOPLE ON THE FORUMS???
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on 09 October 2014 - 09:22 AM
I'm 110% black?!
#80505 The most random things in the universe
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on 06 October 2014 - 03:48 PM
Say something random. Then say something more random. Then blow up Saturn.
It's this bit that makes me cringe so damn much.
#80324 Streaming TV from the web
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on 28 September 2014 - 12:00 PM
Wow, how informative! I'll be sure to give YouBeamTV a 10 out of 10 rating. They weren't kidding about it being a game changer, not only can I watch my favourite shows with ease but all my friends and colleagues think I'm some sort of space man from the future for owning this. Thanks YouBeamTV now I can sleep at night and I no longer desire to eat the flesh of children that wander to close to my property!
#80306 The member photo album.
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on 27 September 2014 - 06:09 PM
New haircut. Also wanted my eyes to follow you all around the room. Be suitably creeped out.
#80210 THE DEPRESSION THREAD
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on 23 September 2014 - 10:11 AM
What you need is a shred of confidence, your lack of it will most likely be the reason girls don't like you. If you're wondering how, try changing your appearance. I don't know what you look like but I can guarantee that if you better the way you look you'll feel happier about yourself. It isn't even difficult. Style your hair if you don't, pick out a celebrity hairstyle you'd like to have. Invest money in good fashionable clothes that are on trend and flatter your body i.e. no baggy stuff. Groom yourself and make sure you always smell nice. Once you do all this you'll be happier with yourself and hobbies will interest you again and you won't be so bloody mopey. As there is no point in searching for a hobby when you just said that you don't feel like doing anything.
#80137 THE DEPRESSION THREAD
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on 21 September 2014 - 04:22 PM
And ice cream. And watch Edward Scissorhands. For some reason, that movie is the perfect tragic catharsis for me.
I prefer Edward Penishands. The scene where tries to eat spaghetti is so moving. 11/10.
