The Seldom Seen Kid

I got 47 of your nudes...

That should be the name of a metal band.

It's the name of my aftershave.

Yeah, when NPH says it, it gets him an Emmy.  I repeat it and I'm the sexist.

 

Yes. You are. The world is sexist and you're contributing to it. How about for once you apologise to the female members you may have offended and think before you speak. As you seem to have not noticed, people are getting tired of it.

then there are the freaks that are great only for one thing.

Yup, that's the way to treat women...

America isn't intolerant of atheism.

Ha haha hahaha. A survey was conducted in America that showed that atheists were the most hated and distrusted minority there. That's over and above homosexuals and even Muslims! Before you ask, I cannot link you the source as Im not typing this from a laptop but you should be able to find it yourself infact I think it was part of an old thread here somewhere.

Atheism is all the rage with the under 30 crowd.

Much like Christianity is all the rage with children 12 and under and the elderly.

If everyone's going to continue playing religious top trumps then I play the scientology card, it has 2 intelligence and being that this is the religion deck the lower the intelligence the better. Pfft top that card nerds.

This all looks like a game of religious top trumps.

Don't mind me, just gunna make a quick call to the police.

Oh if only Dr. Robert Casio was here to show us his collection of human hair.

I'm really open with children though, and ever since I've been working with them regularly, I've slowly become better in social situations.

Hmm you and I are like opposites. I hate being around children, they're awkward, you can't engage in decent conversations with them and you can't talk to them about things they're too young for. However I thrive off of being in social situations and love a good house party. (P.S. Don't be too open with children. We don't want to see you on the news.)

Ugh religion, especially christianity is so gross.

Why is America so anti boob?!

Hating someone is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. -Buddha, or maybe just some other fat guy.

I actually only experienced the 'friend zone' recently, and I was the one doing it. So basically, this girl started following me on tumblr and we were chatting and for the ease of having a proper conversation I told her to just add me on facebook. This was all just as a friendly thing, I wasn't attracted to her at all, in fact although she was a super nice and fun person to talk to, I couldn't have been less attracted to her to be honest. But yeah we continued chatting and she'd occasionally say flirty things to which I would just drift past without making comments on because I didn't want to draw attention to it and also kind of assumed she was mucking around. Until after literally only a few weeks of chatting she flat out asks me if I would date her if we were in the same continent. Now I was feeling awkward, I've never been in this situation, how do I tell someone who wants me to date them that I'm not at all attracted to them in any way shape or form nicely? Plus we only knew each other online and I don't do the online relationship thing. But I tell her that I wouldn't because I value our friendship and although she acted cool about it then we haven't talked at all since which kind of pissed me off because I was more than happy to keep the friendship but as soon as she found out she couldn't have me she lost interest in my friendship like it was all just a ploy to get me. All it shows is that girls can indeed be the creepy fedora wearing dudebros. (It's just that guys just most commonly are)

Could be promising. I already find your choice of font on the topic introduction to be amusing. <3