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Benihime

Member Since 22 Jun 2013
Offline Last Active Jan 18 2017 09:06 PM
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#97037 I drove by this on my way home this morning.

Posted by Benihime on 11 November 2015 - 07:55 PM

Harsh.
I am supremely aggravated when people are killed by drunk driving.
I don't think there should be any leeway on his punishment for destroying at least one life.


I'm thinking drawn & quartered.
Might make the next guy think before he drinks.


#96784 Funny things that have happened

Posted by Benihime on 31 October 2015 - 01:18 PM

I am constantly losing my iPhone, and the easiest way to find it is to use the house phone and call myself, which I did last night before work.  I ended up spinning around several times before I realized the ring tone was coming from behind me.
It was in my back pocket.
:)


#96460 Eye bleach.

Posted by Benihime on 19 October 2015 - 03:08 PM

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Found it on Facebook.
:)


#96459 What's your favorite movie and why?

Posted by Benihime on 19 October 2015 - 03:04 PM

Deep Throat.

>.>


#96320 Why So Serious

Posted by Benihime on 13 October 2015 - 02:52 AM

https://i.imgur.com/BTBSauk.webm


I wish I could hear the audio on that one....


#96261 Apparently lots of people were boning 9 months ago

Posted by Benihime on 09 October 2015 - 06:05 PM

Boning is having sex. 



Obviously someone has never heard of sarcasm......


#96257 Eye Candy.

Posted by Benihime on 09 October 2015 - 12:17 PM

So I bought this plant this last spring cause hell, it's friggin purple, and never thought it would really grow much, but it has not only grown quite a bit, but hell, it flowered?

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How frikkin cool it that?


#96133 Fireteam Osiris vs Blue team

Posted by Benihime on 05 October 2015 - 10:07 AM

I always knew Blue Team was the bomb.

:)


#96002 Planks

Posted by Benihime on 28 September 2015 - 11:01 AM

Unimaginable pain & suffering, one minute at a time.


#95983 I bought a taco

Posted by Benihime on 27 September 2015 - 04:22 AM

Last thought--tow hooks in the front and it will be an Albino Warthog!


#95964 Eye bleach.

Posted by Benihime on 24 September 2015 - 07:49 PM

http://m.imgur.com/a/hszQS
Samoyeds are so friggin cute.
He isn't phased in the slightest, everyone else is miserable.


The last one has a look that promises Devine retribution.  
XD


#95745 My daughter just got her first call from a boy.

Posted by Benihime on 18 September 2015 - 10:30 AM

I am both giddy and horrified.
I'm going to need some brainstorms on how to reinforce my house from boy.


Trace the call, I've got a shovel...

>.>


#94518 Man gets dildo stuck in ass, tweets ER visit.

Posted by Benihime on 17 August 2015 - 01:01 PM

If you put your ear to it, you can hear the ocean.


That's just real damned scary.


#94515 Man gets dildo stuck in ass, tweets ER visit.

Posted by Benihime on 17 August 2015 - 11:44 AM

I've seen videos of three arms at once, aerosol cans are nothing.


Ya kno, kink is ok, but there's a point at which you gotta stop before you sacrifice bowl retention.


#94499 Man gets dildo stuck in ass, tweets ER visit.

Posted by Benihime on 16 August 2015 - 08:38 PM

When I went to school for emergency telecommunications I was enlightened on the subject of how to remove an aerosol can from someone's anus without either shooting the contents of the can into their body, or having it explode in their colon. Turns out those things create some pretty wicked suction when they get up there, and the trick is to puncture the bottom so that the can de-pressurises by emptying out though the a-hole and can then be wiggled out. People cramming random shit up their ass is so common that I am not even a little surprised that someone got an actual sex toy stuck up there. This guy was at least responsible enough with his ass adventure to get a toy and not just use some random item from his garage.


All I got from that----"an aerosol can"-----OUCH!
Do you know how BIG those things are?!?!?
No.