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Calvary

Member Since 17 Feb 2012
Offline Last Active Jan 24 2018 03:54 PM
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#11170 Kill the Person Before You!

Posted by Calvary on 12 June 2012 - 02:48 PM

*hugs everyone*

I think I'm doing it wrong.

LOVE YOU ALL! <3


#8697 Zombie attack in Miami

Posted by Calvary on 28 May 2012 - 01:15 PM

The most upsetting thing is this guys face has been chewed up so badly he's unrecognisable, apparently there are chunks out of his head missing and since he was homeless, how the hell will he pay for facial reconstruction surgery?

But to get rid of a cocaine cannibal you sprinkle a trail of coke into a cage, he follows it then you shut the lid.


#8266 Love

Posted by Calvary on 22 May 2012 - 03:36 PM

Must be where I'm going wrong, I've never rubbed my balls on a girls face before. I was so naive.


#8031 I'm working on a new project.

Posted by Calvary on 20 May 2012 - 06:36 AM

Looks really steampunk XD (Y)


#7872 Would you buy a lottery ticket if the odds were..

Posted by Calvary on 17 May 2012 - 01:11 PM

I must indeed, if I can't have nice shiny things when society exists, I'll be damned if I have nothing when it all falls to little tiny pieces.

Oh god I just burped and some of my vanilla ice cream came up again. Tasted better going back down then when it first went in.


#7667 What's your real name?

Posted by Calvary on 15 May 2012 - 04:25 AM

Nice to meet you, god.


#7424 Youtube, gimme all your monees!

Posted by Calvary on 13 May 2012 - 04:53 PM

*clutches legs* Nevaaaaar.

My hairy legs are a sign of my masculinity and I'm sooooo insecure about my sexuality. XD I keed.


#7313 Forum Titles

Posted by Calvary on 13 May 2012 - 07:15 AM

Hrmmmmm

0-50 byte
51-100 kilobyte
101-200 megabyte
201-500 gigabyte
501-1000 terabyte
1001-1500 petabyte
1501-2000 exabyte
2001-2500 zettabyte

?


#7110 Forum Titles

Posted by Calvary on 11 May 2012 - 09:53 AM

5000 posts + Head of IT Department.

<.<


#6543 Nerd Forum T-shirts

Posted by Calvary on 06 May 2012 - 01:51 PM

I think we should have a t-shirt with every active member's username on it, no logo or anything, we each get one and we have to post a picture of us in a public place wearing it XD


#6258 Pillow fight!

Posted by Calvary on 28 April 2012 - 09:26 AM

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2103/


#6092 I have found my future dining table

Posted by Calvary on 18 April 2012 - 01:55 PM

You kids are so cute. Just say'n.


#5909 I've often found myself in this situation.

Posted by Calvary on 12 April 2012 - 08:13 AM

How very ironic, I just watched the entire first series and the second up to the current episode, over the last two days. Because, IT'S 40 FUCKING QUID + ON DVD, and also, free stuff right? Great series though, once you get over the rape, underage kiddies running around fucking and incest.


#5667 Legos are important research tools.

Posted by Calvary on 07 April 2012 - 06:13 AM

Unfortunately my brain is like a 2GB iPod, if you want something new, you have to delete something old. I learn Legos is a proper word, bam, I forget how to breath.


#5362 If you could be one of the various types of movie monsters, what would you be?

Posted by Calvary on 02 April 2012 - 05:06 PM

Pssh DJ you know you'd be my right hand man...paw...

<3