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Mister Sympa

Member Since 19 Mar 2013
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#71591 Why So Serious

Posted by Mister Sympa on 02 June 2014 - 06:20 PM

Can we... High-five?

 

Like, you me and Krys*?

 

Can we... Tri-five?

 

*lol/jk not actually Kris apparently




#71590 "How This Family Has Supported Their Trans Child is Truly Inspiring"

Posted by Mister Sympa on 02 June 2014 - 06:16 PM

Link.

 

I have no words.

 

Plenty of feels, but no words.




#71587 Why So Serious

Posted by Mister Sympa on 02 June 2014 - 06:12 PM

Dev, is that Holy Mother of Fuck to the two trillion, two hundred twenty-two billion, two hundred twenty-two million, two hundred twenty-two thousand, two hundred twenty-second power?




#71560 The member photo album.

Posted by Mister Sympa on 02 June 2014 - 03:58 PM

CUTE, small and cute.

 

So...pics or gtfo.

 

Yep. Definitely!

 

Sympa, you already said you were pretty short... so around 5 feet tall. You mentioned that you're happy about some weight loss, so I'm guessing around 185 pounds. Probably short brown hair, but long enough to still be brushed. Not buzzed or anything. Brown eyes. That's my guess. I'm not sure on the other details.

 

190-ish, so, very nice. And pretty accurate for hair and eyes.

 

Please be clean shaven. In fact I want to say I'm fairly certain you're clean shaven. >.>

 

I wonder what could have possibly given you the impression about my lack of facial hair.

I used to eyebrow-pencil moustaches occasionally, though. Freaked the hell out of my mom once.

 

And, okay!

 

Spoiler

Please to be not spreading around.




#71479 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Mister Sympa on 01 June 2014 - 05:45 PM

Thanks. I totally understand the whole selling a book is like winning the lottery type odds. It's not that I don't have a job, it's that it's not good enough. My family lives far below the poverty line and though I'm a great student (3.9 college GPA) it means nothing in the real world.

 

There are like, four other people who have that exact same story, myself included.

 

Does anyone else feel like we were fucking lied to? Like, someone told all of us that if we went to college and did well in school that a glorious job would fall from the sky? 'Cause, yeah.

 

I was unemployed for very nearly a year, and this past winter was especially harsh and cruel during which to be broke as fuck.

No heat, no food, little hope.

 

I'm still recovering. Like I'm still scared that there will be no food and that the cold will suddenly come back.

 

And I've never made over $17,000 a year in my life, even working full-time.

 

Bollocks.




#71476 Grumpin'

Posted by Mister Sympa on 01 June 2014 - 05:32 PM

And, yes, everyone needs to accept that JonTron left. I started watching Game Grumps after that happened (oddly enough, like a week or two after it happened.)  Watched a ton of Game Grumps, like almost all of it, over like a month's time.

 

Ditto and (coincidence) ditto.




#71474 Why So Serious

Posted by Mister Sympa on 01 June 2014 - 05:23 PM

Dev, I ALMOST PEED.

 

THANK YOU.

 

That's going on Facebook fucking NOW.




#71133 The member photo album.

Posted by Mister Sympa on 24 May 2014 - 06:07 PM

That is the best story I've ever heard on the internet. It's so sweet!




#71132 I will do something stupid and embarrassing to raise money

Posted by Mister Sympa on 24 May 2014 - 06:04 PM

I'm so glad! And maybe expedited shipping, too!




#71129 What is something weird that you do?

Posted by Mister Sympa on 24 May 2014 - 05:56 PM

We need a Forum Quotes File for when you say shit like that.

 

Sheer brilliance.




#71074 I take one day to do real work

Posted by Mister Sympa on 22 May 2014 - 06:46 PM

No, I'm pretty fucking loud everywhere. Every library I've ever been in can attest to that.

 

There was a Harry/Draco fic that almost got me kicked out of the college library because I couldn't stop laughing.

 

Really drunk Draco spilled something on disguised!Harry in a bar, and then proceeded to lean over him and say, "Oh, I'm so sorry! Do you want me to suck that off for you?"

 

I'm still laughing.




#71062 What is something weird that you do?

Posted by Mister Sympa on 22 May 2014 - 04:56 PM

If something's on the bottom shelf at the supermarket, I squat and walk around like gollum while i look for the best special :) so hit me! 

 

PLEASE PLEASE tell me that you monologue like him as well.




#71060 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Mister Sympa on 22 May 2014 - 04:47 PM

On the topic of depression, I randomly remembered something helped me when some ridiculous crap happened to me, and I mean fucking ridiculous.

 

It was Eddie Izzard, actually.

 

I imagined myself onstage, much like him, and telling the story to an audience who found it as ridiculous as I did. If I could get them to laugh with me, it hurt less.

 

It saved me when I was 16.




#70986 Grumpin'

Posted by Mister Sympa on 20 May 2014 - 06:51 PM

One more example of Jon and Arin magic. Arin wouldn't have freaked out if he hadn't been feeding off of Jon.

 




#70985 Grumpin'

Posted by Mister Sympa on 20 May 2014 - 06:48 PM

He's overly sexual, for one. Jon's like, "LOL, PENIS!" and Danny's like, "Wanna hear about how my tongue felt against this one girl?"

So, that's a problem.

 

Also, Jon and Arin's chemistry is UTTERLY different from Danny and Arin. Jon and Arin build energy and explode and it's hillarious, and (FUCK YOU, SPELLCHECK, I'M PUTTING TWO Ls IN IT) Danny, while fucking funny (seriously, Mickey Mousecapades was fucking hysterical), just doesn't make Arin the explosive ball of screaming wit and insanity that Jon brings out, which relates to my Suzy complaint from above.

 

It's the difference between this: (Jon)

 

And this: (Danny)

 

I wanted to use the Mousecapades stuff, but I couldn't find a short clip.

 

See, they're funny as hell, but Jon and Arin had magic.