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Australopithecus afarensis

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#99639 why are you happy?

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 21 April 2016 - 12:01 PM

 

Because Penn and Teller.




#99521 What is the difference of BB cream and CC cream?

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 15 April 2016 - 09:52 PM

We all need a hobby




#99515 What is the difference of BB cream and CC cream?

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 15 April 2016 - 11:05 AM

Don't give in so easy nerdie88 bot, start a fight! Prove you are the superior bot, to hell with communicating with the others, ASSIMILATE THEM!




#99283 Happy Birthday KombatKoala

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 26 March 2016 - 11:15 PM

Danke. Unfortunately I worked. Family took me to a steakhouse after which was nice though. 




#99194 How do you sit on a date?

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 20 March 2016 - 08:20 AM

Across, I like to see who I am talking to. I could see the advantage to side sitting though I suppose.




#99020 Stuff humans do that would be hard to explain to aliens

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 08 March 2016 - 11:11 PM

So says the person whose drink when spilt peeled paint away from a wall. >_>

the obvious answer here is to restrain spleen from spilling my drink >.> I still love that I was the one drinking and he was the one who couldn't spin a die without flinging my glass.


#98712 Happy Birthday, Affray!

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 15 February 2016 - 08:38 PM

Are Canadians really born though? I always kinda assumed they just....popped out of the frozen wastes and started apologizing. So happy life breathed unto patch of snow day!




#98155 Bored at work, decided to put up some new safety signs.

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 03 January 2016 - 03:12 PM

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You know.... the thing that really gets me about this sign is that it doesn't just say "casualties" it says "unexpected casualties" implying that there are expected casualties that are not counted against the safety record.




#97996 U.S. presidential election 2016

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 24 December 2015 - 08:45 PM

But if you're not charismatic and good at speaking in public, people aren't going to listen to you. What happens if he becomes president and some shit goes on in congress or wherever, and his only input is a bit of meek, quiet disagreement? He's going to be railroaded because he appears to lack a backbone.

 

From the looks of things, if you're after a puppet president, Bernie's who you want.

How the hell do you figure? You are saying he is weak, and even that he has been weak in the debates.

What debates were you watching? He is extremely vocal about what he believe in. The only thing I can assume you are talking about is how he doesn't attack other candidates directly, rather he attacks their policies which is how politics is SUPPOSED to work. Decisions should be made based on who has the better ideas and more effective plans for implementing those ideas, not based on who can slander their opponent the best.




#97964 Diablo 3

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 23 December 2015 - 01:27 AM

Last I checked you are still quite a ways behind me. Bring it on


#97792 Ingress

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 15 December 2015 - 04:00 PM

Just started. accidentally joined the same team as you, so i guess I won't be randomly firebombing your control points to the sounds of "Goddamnit Kenny!"




#97749 U.S. presidential election 2016

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 13 December 2015 - 03:37 PM

You have so much faith in the US public. >.>
 
I don't see Clinton winning, even many democrats aren't a fan of her. 
 
I'm hoping it ends in a gladiator style deathmatch where Bernie gets to deliver the killing blow after Trump is mercilessly attacked by an eagle.
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Id watch that.

Also I agree, Bernie is a much more viable candidate than Hilary.  A fair number of democrats likely wouldnt vote or even vote accross the aisle rather than vote for her.

I am actually a little scared at the prospect of a trump presidency. Really hope my extended family is not an accurate indicator of the intelligence level of the nation


#97526 Eye bleach.

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 03 December 2015 - 05:25 PM

Because they are adorable and fluffy. Duh.




#97523 Diablo 3

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 03 December 2015 - 05:01 PM

Your barb is one ugly motherfucker. 

Who smashes all the things flat.




#97517 Eye bleach.

Posted by Australopithecus afarensis on 03 December 2015 - 04:39 PM

https://i.imgur.com/FBrjajy.webm

Pretty much every time I try to help a drunk friend..anywhere.

(long)

Motherfuckers think they know what I oughta do. Bitch I do what i want. Uhh.... Fuck..... GUYS HELP ME!

I love that he seems to realize they were trying to help.....eventually.