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#40972 If we don't intervene and support now, THIS could be our Wolfie..
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on 04 February 2013 - 09:53 PM
#39854 Nerd Story Go!
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on 29 January 2013 - 10:19 PM
.... a small trail of smoke seeping out from beneath his feet. As he knelt down he felt the ground, it was burning hot. Theodore decided to investigate so he went to his shed and pulled out his father's shovel. As he began walking out of the shed...
#38448 If you were going into a dragon's lair...
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on 20 January 2013 - 08:55 PM
What your about to read is from a dragon slaying pro. Do not attempt this.
Difficulty: Extremely unlikely.
First I'd probably try to find a loyal steed (a cow).
After my steed got involved in a terrible accident with the dragon I'd sneak around the back, climb up its back, and repeatedly poke it with a stick. Yeah, I'd probably die but that dragon would be forever haunted. All he'd hear in his dreams is "poke... poke... poke".
It'd eventually develop schizophrenia and start seeing sticks all over the place. It'd get trapped in a corner, have a heart attack, and most likely die. Then you'd be a legend.
Horray! You've slain your first dragon!
Difficulty: Extremely unlikely.
First I'd probably try to find a loyal steed (a cow).
After my steed got involved in a terrible accident with the dragon I'd sneak around the back, climb up its back, and repeatedly poke it with a stick. Yeah, I'd probably die but that dragon would be forever haunted. All he'd hear in his dreams is "poke... poke... poke".
It'd eventually develop schizophrenia and start seeing sticks all over the place. It'd get trapped in a corner, have a heart attack, and most likely die. Then you'd be a legend.
Horray! You've slain your first dragon!
#37861 Elves
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on 16 January 2013 - 10:43 PM
Seriously, Legolas is my favorite! Haha Tolkien elves in general are though
Same here! I really enjoy them :3
#37830 My Photography
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on 16 January 2013 - 07:59 PM
Very nice scenery! 
