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Coconut Man

Member Since 03 Jan 2013
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#55328 The last one to post wins!

Posted by Coconut Man on 19 September 2013 - 06:58 PM

deeper...

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Oh

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#55288 Simulated Universe Theory

Posted by Coconut Man on 19 September 2013 - 02:36 PM

So this green glowing diamond spinning above my head means something?

Forget that, now we know why the toilets keep disappearing!




#46214 I fucking love science

Posted by Coconut Man on 31 March 2013 - 03:35 PM

Human imagination is INFINITE!

Try to imagine a new color...

Oh, hmmm... FUCK!

Hey.
Humans have trichromatic eyesight. (Three primary colors: Red Blue Green, as we're talking about light).

Some animals (including birds) have tetrachromatic (4 primary colors) sight, and their forth primary color is in the ultraviolet range. Thus that means that there are actually colors out there that we don't see that we may be able to someday through genetic modification.

See, the way that it works is that in your eye you have 3 different types of cone cells, and each process a different color channel, red, blue, and green. Birds have four, red, blue, green, and ???.



(P.S. You just got SCIENCED!)
 




#46209 Who Shot First?

Posted by Coconut Man on 31 March 2013 - 01:18 PM

Han shot first. I even have a T-Shirt (from ThinkGeek) that loudly proclaims this fact.




#45206 What are you reading?

Posted by Coconut Man on 12 March 2013 - 06:50 AM

Currently reading "My Boring Ass Life"

Hey that's my journal!




#45085 Um, scuze me 11th Doctor, wtf do u think ur doin?

Posted by Coconut Man on 10 March 2013 - 11:02 PM


The hard shift from Science Fiction to Future Fantasy?


The shift from Fringe to The Wizard of Oz?




#43368 Downgrading to win7 from win8 is a pain in the ass

Posted by Coconut Man on 19 February 2013 - 10:08 AM

There's a grammatical error in the thread title: You said downgrading to 7 from 8, it's UPGRADING from 8 to 7.


#42659 Hilarious Ads

Posted by Coconut Man on 13 February 2013 - 04:29 PM

I hate ads more than the next guy, but some are just too funny.



For those who can't watch it, the transcript is below (warning: Unbelievably NSFW:)

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#42485 Rihanna and Chris Brown

Posted by Coconut Man on 12 February 2013 - 04:24 PM

I asked Siri to tell me a Chris Brown/Rihanna joke, and she replied, "I can't. I always forget the punch line."


#42219 Homestuck

Posted by Coconut Man on 11 February 2013 - 09:38 AM

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#42006 Ayy yooo!

Posted by Coconut Man on 09 February 2013 - 04:40 PM

Dammit Danico. I was supposed to be the last idiotic post here. You ruined everything. Everything. You might as well ruined the space time continuum too.




Oh, shit! DANICO!

THEY CAN'T PUT ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET THAT ISN'T TRUE! YOU'VE DESTROYED THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!


#41970 Looking for nerds/geeks to converse with

Posted by Coconut Man on 09 February 2013 - 01:10 PM

You have arrived at the correct location, then!


Well, we know one thing about him, then. He doesn't use Apple Maps, otherwise he'd be on 4chan right now.

Welcome!

Stay a while, stay forever!


#41095 You got jokes, kid.

Posted by Coconut Man on 05 February 2013 - 04:38 PM

Ooh, I got one.

NSFW though.

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#40117 I love the D

Posted by Coconut Man on 30 January 2013 - 07:56 PM

When I clicked into this thread I had my mind in the gutter.... >.<


#39876 Nerd Story Go!

Posted by Coconut Man on 30 January 2013 - 06:36 AM

...."HOW YOU IRRITATE ME, PUNY HUMAN!"
Theodore snapped out of his petrified state and ran for his life,  while the dragon gave chase with a bellowing roar. What the dragon didn't realize, however, and that Theodore did, was that inside his shed where he had retrieved his father's shovel, lay a...