No-Danico

Dudes, it's been a hot minute since I've been here and what do I find? Robots everywhere! It legit hurt my heart a little. This place was moderately active back in the day but it's completely dead now. I see a few of you with active dates this year but most were like 2017 or 18. Kitty and wolf and those guys are long gone. Even spleen doesn't seem like he posts on his own forum! Crazy, mang. I love all of you guys

I like brutal moose. He plays chill games and reviews food. It's good background noise.

My wife and I watched coreykenshin(?) Before he dropped off youtube. He played spooky games and watched spooky videos on sundays. Shame about him

I guarantee that man has drew Sanic oc at some point

All I know of the Aladdin remake presently is that there's a lot of hate going on for the currently confirmed cast, because none of them are the right race.

Didn't you see ghost in the shell? They're Arabic on the inside. Death note too

Yeah, as far as I knew armadillos wren't bulletproof.
If they were that durable you wouldn't see them as roadkill all the time.

In Texas they've evolved over the last hundred years. This one will go on to have super babies with + 10 defence vs ballistics

That being said, with the advances in CGI, the remake of  Ala din too, which I'm excited for in general, but I'm not sure how anyone else is going to play Genie. 

Forgot to say, right?! Who can do Genie? No one, that's who. No matter how good the movie is I know I'll be dissapointed

The real question is why did David Bowie never voice Disney movies. Think of how amazing Aladin would have been with the long thin man singing A whole new world

Couldn't see how many teeth you have so I guessed mountie. Your retina seems intact so I'm sticking with the first door.

Also, you guys talking about clones, you're the splitting image of my buddies old roomate. Let me go find his facebook.

Are new people still showing up for one post and then leaving?  Never change, Nerd Forum

Remember the time affray showed his face.

I just expected a cartoony smokey the bear with a red mountie hat

Ho haa.

 

Thanks, guys

I have a plan for hunkering down and a plan for evacuation...

 

You heard it, guys. We just have to make it to Canada and stay with Affray.

 

I'm not sure I'd go for a crowbar. A full sized one is very heavy and swinging one all day would really wear you out. That's why real  medieval maces were just a simple iron ring around a wooden staff. If you're looking for a swinging weapon, I wouldn't do a sword either. A machete is more than enough to kill someone, and much lighter and easier to swing. 

 

I assume everyone smaller than me will be eaten in the first hour. Most of the teeny-tiney ones may hide, but if you can't swing a pry bar, you don't get to star in season two.

 

Statistically I'll be in London when shit hits the fan so I'll be fucking dead.

 

Might eat some of you tbh.

 

Humans couldn't taste worse than shepherd's pie.

Spleen. Your plan is flawed.

 

I mean it's cool and all but you forgot one important piece.......

 

Spoiler

 

A FEMALE!!!!!!

 

The first place I would go would be to the house of the hottest girl I know.

 

Then live happily ever after in my rape dungeon bomb shelter

 

 

 

 

 

I hope to god that that picture is a random Google search result and not Jenny from next door.

 

I've always wondered how people in dense cities plan to survive. In the boonies there's way, WAY fewer people to compete with/zombie kill, better places to hide out, more animals to eat/use as bait. I'd honestly like to hear about this.

 

Also, crowbars are highly underrated. Any idiot can bash in a skull with a length of heavy titanium, they're durable as shit, and can be used for a hundred different, non-combat things. People get wet for katanas and other swords, but they'd just end up hurting themselves or not one-hitting a zombie and just get bitten. If you're just looking for a simple weapon to get you away from the danger zone, crowbar's a great option. Hatchet and machete are great too, but there's some shitty ones out there that people might grab when looting.

 

Also, I find it funny that zombie apocalypse plan has became a decent small talk option. It's a great icebreaker since everyone and their mom thinks about it from time to time.

 

Also, also, don't underestimate how much a single cow will eat a day. If you're after milk, a goat would be better. They eat much less, need much less space, and don't shit as bad.

 

Correct animal answer would be chicken. Simple grains for food, very small size, and fried eggs are the best food you could have. Combine with Spam and hot sauce for max effect.

 

Also, snare-wise, simple wire coiled around a tree can catch dumb squirrels. Make a noose and they'll jump right through them, strangling themselves. Redneck buddy of mine made a whole bunch of them in his backyard and I was amazed at how many of the little idiots he caught.

The really good looking ones are undercover cops. If they got all their teeth, they will arrest you.

 

...or so I've heard.