HAHAHAHHA. That's disturbing and awesome at the same time. My character in Tomodachi was the main character. My nieces would dress me in the finest dresses. Funny thing is my character LOVED the girliest of items.
Your life sounds like a lot of that bad tv trope where the entire problem could have been avoided by a simple question being asked and its not for the purpose of building drama to further the storyline.
Too true. I thought I was a drama magnet. I guess communication isn't my strong suit.