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looks like a meatgasm to me.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
#50788 Camel stuffed with sheep, stuffed with chicken, stuffed with fish
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on 02 July 2013 - 05:23 PM
#50524 You there, ladies?
Posted by
on 28 June 2013 - 09:27 AM
Adding "ladies" to the end of any harmless sentence automatically perverted.
I really enjoy ham sandwiches, ladies.
Anyone want a beverage, ladies?
I'm going to eat this bacon, ladies.
tick tock, ladies.
#50130 WORST PICK UP LINES?
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on 23 June 2013 - 09:06 PM
I... uh.. um... er.... uh.... hi........
#49974 idea: nerd-forum-art-jam, make nerdy art, win worthless prizes!!!...
Posted by
on 21 June 2013 - 10:47 AM
I'm up for it, and I'll even throw in a free drawing of a vehicle of (winners) choice for a prize (digital scan.)
I think if we get a large turnout, we should have winners for different categories.
written
poetry
sculpture
digital art
traditional art
stuff in that nature
#49719 What kinds of phases did you guys go through?
Posted by
on 16 June 2013 - 05:08 PM
solid, liquid, and gas.
#49278 Doing some IT work in the home office...
Posted by
on 06 June 2013 - 05:55 PM
I try to avoid mocking the ignorant.
It isn't really a choice that these people make to not understand technology.
Generation and culture gaps can do that sometimes.
I see it no differently than if I were to approach a mechanic to help me fix my car and he openly mocked me and told be that the flux capacitor only had 1.13 gigawatts running through it and the warp drive would need a complete overhaul.
I've worked on cars before. Flux capacitors running at the wrong wattage is a very real problem
don't get me started on warp drive systems. Especially the ones made by Chrysler.
#49214 WHAT COLOR SHOULD I DYE MY HAIR????
Posted by
on 06 June 2013 - 07:34 AM
Pink.
#49192 Does anybody on here live in "Reality"?
Posted by
on 05 June 2013 - 11:11 PM
By life you mean that powerup we can grab that lets us restart from a savepoint if we die, right?
#49062 Ah, Australia
Posted by
on 02 June 2013 - 10:11 AM
Crikey.
#48915 I was a little disappointed..
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on 30 May 2013 - 08:48 AM
Techno-Odin! Does no one recognize Hugizzizlin and Mugrizzlnizzlin?
Wait, crap, thos are Urban Odin's ravens...
Occams RazR.
#48764 Got stuck while driving my dog around
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on 25 May 2013 - 11:20 PM
And he looked so confused. "My human is pushing the pedal but the metal beast isn't moving."
you should have told him to get out and push.
#48457 Hotmail or Facebook?
Posted by
on 17 May 2013 - 08:24 AM
It's either that or being a script kiddie.
I doubt any of us have a botnet just lyin' around
well...
#47791 Just to make you feel old.
Posted by
on 03 May 2013 - 11:07 AM
maybe have it start blinking after about an hour without saving?
nah
we'll just make an audio file that plays after 30 minutes: "SAVE THE FILE YOU TWIT"
#47575 The member photo album.
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on 26 April 2013 - 08:56 PM
Line up ladies, there's enough of me to go around. 
#45525 I'll be spending the next 9 hours with a 10 year old boy
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on 20 March 2013 - 07:37 AM
I think I'd rather spontaneously combust than listen to skrillex.
