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Affray

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#44800 RANDOM FACTS THREAD

Posted by Affray on 06 March 2013 - 10:24 AM

I suggest having a serious and open talk about sex to your girlfriend or a breakup is probably imminant.


Or have this conversation with her:

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#44583 I want a nerdy girlfriend.

Posted by Affray on 03 March 2013 - 05:27 PM

Pretend?


Same page good sir, same sexy page.

Anyone else ever play that little game where you figure out your porn star name by combining your fist pet's name and the name of the first street you lived on? Its super fun and relevant to this thread now, and I think mine is a strong contender for one of the best names ever.


#44378 Affray Patchworks Design Contest Discussion Thread

Posted by Affray on 28 February 2013 - 12:13 PM

So here is my own entry into my own contest, which ends tomorrow by the by.

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I will be listing this in my Etsy shop and donating the profits to Nerd Forum.
Hopefully this gets the ball rolling and you artsy members will submit some designs when the next contest period starts.
(Shakes fist)

Even if you aren't artsy, go for it, you still may come out on top.


#44361 Hello I think I'm younger than most...

Posted by Affray on 28 February 2013 - 11:03 AM

I actually keep forum backups, and in the event of a apocalyptic event, I will be putting them on a small server run by solar and batteries while beginning to repair the data infrastructure of the world.
There will be no end to nerd forum. >.>


That is why you are the man.


#44319 Pokemon Showdown

Posted by Affray on 27 February 2013 - 05:28 PM

I always go old school for my team, and it is always the same.

Charizard
Venosaur
Blastoise
Tyranitar
Pidgeot
Dragonite

I never felt the need to train any other pokemon.


#44256 Why So Serious

Posted by Affray on 26 February 2013 - 07:46 PM

Another one for Mr. Wolf

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#44253 My Nerdtastic Homemade USB Sticks

Posted by Affray on 26 February 2013 - 07:10 PM

The gameboy usb is one of the coolest thing I've ever seen. I must now break my old sticks on purpose and Macgyver them up.


I have found that the Lego one is far more practical for daily use.
Fits in my pocket very easily, and it fits around other USB devices that I have plugged in.
The gameboy cartridge is a bit bulky for that.

Also, I build the Lego one specifically to be compatible with this wall mounted Lego key/stuff basin I installed in my room.
The Lego USB stick clicks to the bottom just like and Lego should.

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#44235 My Nerdtastic Homemade USB Sticks

Posted by Affray on 26 February 2013 - 03:10 PM

I made these a while back, and I am not entirely sure why I didn't post anything about them on here.

Basically I had a few USB sticks that the casing broke off of and were quite non-functional.

So I implanted the innerds of them in to these new housings, which I love.
I use them on a daily basis.

Pokemon Gameboy Game USB
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LEGO USB
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And a side view
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#44226 CAT FIGHT(and i do mean Girls not actually cats)

Posted by Affray on 26 February 2013 - 12:13 PM

Awesomely relevant.

http://imgur.com/gallery/GkTCVJY


#44221 Why So Serious

Posted by Affray on 26 February 2013 - 11:31 AM

This one is for you Mr. Wolf:

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#44127 CAT FIGHT(and i do mean Girls not actually cats)

Posted by Affray on 25 February 2013 - 11:09 AM

Always, always, always stay right the hell away from that garbage.
If two women, friends or no, want to squabble over petty bullshit your safest bet is to just be Switzerland.
Cool and neutral.

If you get in to the thick of it you will ultimately be forced to take a side, even if you don't have one.
Women tend to think like the Sith, if you are not with them, you are against them.


#43999 Homemade Death Ray

Posted by Affray on 23 February 2013 - 02:33 PM

Happened upon this today.
I remember reading about it a while ago, but this is the first video I have seen.
I need one, you need one, we all need one.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1G6TVD/:14VHvtXsH:4lab!KB/blog.moviefone.com/2011/02/02/death-ray-built-by-teenager/


#43817 I don't understand some people's thought processes

Posted by Affray on 21 February 2013 - 08:57 PM

Since we're sharing...

When I sort of first realised porn existed...I was about 11. Now, we only had one PC and it was downstairs in the living room. Sometimes I'd just slightly tilt the screen away from my family, put headphones into the speakers and watch porn with my family about ten feet away from me. I probably did that for like...two years and I gotta wonder how big my balls must have been back then. xD

Really, really subtle.

Also I used to keep smut in my beside draw when I was younger and once I went on holiday to France for a week and when I came back the contents of my draw had been neatly tidied...to this day I have no idea if my mother saw the shit I had in there but I hope not. She never commented...*cringe*


Your balls were clearly monstrous.
Though when you are young the risk/reward rationale in your brain is way, way off.

You've never met my mother. She only realised I swear last year and she was absolutely horrified to the point that she refused to talk to me for two days.


So what you are saying is that if she did in fact find your stash of porn you would probably have been put up for adoption.


#43812 Childhood shows.

Posted by Affray on 21 February 2013 - 08:41 PM

To quote my brother "Word"


Your brother sounds like a fine upstanding urban youth.


#43454 You, Bastards.

Posted by Affray on 19 February 2013 - 11:05 PM

What the hell America.
What the hell.

http://www.stumbleup...5invasion.html/