Affray

Welcome.
Take a look around and feel free to post your interests and whatnot.

Also, here is the IMDB page for it just in case you want to read up on it.
Which you all should for hilarity sake.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/

The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ.

Everything about that sentence should make you want to watch this movie.

We are a group or nerds who favour an ever growing pool of interests and genres.
You would be hard pressed to find anyone on here who is not "hardcore" about at least one of their interests.
Many of us game with unrelenting force and dedication similar to your own.

I tend to eat better than you while gaming though.
Mostly because I like cooking as opposed to eating the quick fix.

Try this. Also, this. Butt size is important, but skill can make up for lack of meat.

I like how "Chinese Girl" is in quotes for that video.
Like both of those things are in question.

I'm a quantum lover.

I love everyone, in multiple dimensions, at the same time.

Is it just me or does Wolf always end up being the one who creates a new brand of kink that the world has never seen before?

I like the guy who posted "Still better than Justin Bieber" at the bottom of the video.

I am glad we are at an understanding.
No offense is meant of course.

If a kid is raised palying old school games, he is an old school gamer in my eyes.
The only problem is that the newer generations don't usually get themselves exposed to that sort of thing.
Which makes me sad.

When I have kids I am considering giving them an NES when they turn three and not telling them about other consoles until they go to kindergarten, where they will receive a SNES.
Then in the following years I will gradually upgrade them through the consoles until they are at the current system for the time.
They will become gods among mere mortals.

As for their friends exposing them to other consoles too early, I will just train my children as early as possible to minimalize this threat.
Or hope they have no friends for a while when they are young.

You follow the wrong master.

Cut the last breath from him.

The words a a Sith flow from your mouth.

Mine was a buff arms innuendo.

Is yours a vagina innuendo?

Can I just say that the "older gamers were good because our games and new gamers suck because they're easy" argument sucks? personal opinion sure, but a lot of older games were hard in superficial ways, like the actual game mechanics not functioning properly, rather than a far straight up challenge, not all games obviously but a lot. Yes a lot of new games are easy, but there are some damn hard. I know a lot of hate has been thrown its way, but seriously, download the new DMC demo, and try it on son of sparda difficulty, unless you have your senses on high alert and you're ready to go balls to the wall, you're gonna get your ass handed to you.

Just because a statement is over-used does not make it wrong.
Some games were difficult due to poor mechanics, but a lot were hard just because they were hard.
People who didn't grow up in this era tend to get a bit offended when they are told that their generation's games aren't as tough, and often misconstrue that as being told that they are inferior.
I know six year olds that can kick royal ass at Mortal Kombat because they were exposed to it and trained properly.

Now that I think about it, maybe it is all that grueling effort that older gamers have put in to mastering games with impossible levels and or impossible game mechanics that has simply made us super adaptable to any difficulty in any game.

That and all that science that Wolf brought up.
Man I love science.

I already have most of what I would need.
My standard survival backpack which has some food, water, rope, sleeping bag, knife, first aid kit, flashlight, survival tin (which is full of random survival things like a needle, thread, bandages, water purification tablets, etc.), my bota bag full of water, and a few other various things that help keep me alive that I can't think of right now.

On top of that I would bring my machete, and my knife-axe (no joke, I have this exact knife-axe).



I would also bring copious amounts of twine to map this labrynthian cave that I need to traverse and not get lost in.
Because there ain't no school like the old school.

Other than that all I would need is to bring all of the balls I possess, which is a fair amount, and maybe my dog Duke, who is a hero and looks like this:



To put his size in perspective, his back is at my waist level.
That should help with some slaying of unknown beasts on my way to the soon to be murdered dragon.

Off topic yes, but I have to show that apparently my ideas are always already a thing.
Honestly didn't know this was a thing.
Sad.

Arnold Schwarnenegger looks like an old lesbian now.
Just saying.

To be honest, 95% of the shit I learned in school I've forgotten now. The things I learn now are through my own pursuit of knowledge, which I find works far better than learning about things that, at the time, you don't really give a shit about.

Your education truly begins after you leave the education system.

Haha, nah it's only scary late at night, many a time have I 'run' through there on the way home from a party, pissed off my face and fearing for my life. xD

This was taken this morning, I wish I had an actual camera! =/

That sign in my mind simply says "Fuck".

Okay, so this one was taken like a week or two ago. It's actually the path Winston walks down in my story (which I need to update), the setting is actually based roughly on where I currently live.

I just noticed that there appears to be something behind that second tree, just to the left.
Possibly El Chupacabra.