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Wolf

Member Since 22 Jan 2012
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#101306 why are you happy?

Posted by Wolf on 24 June 2016 - 07:35 AM

Zoloft™




#101305 Steam users.

Posted by Wolf on 24 June 2016 - 07:33 AM

idk how I feel about the bots misappropriating my culture

 

You can't have fam if you live in ram, that's my motto




#101304 Why So Serious

Posted by Wolf on 24 June 2016 - 07:21 AM

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Fuck yeah!

 

*unsheathes katana with a flourish* THIS IS A STAND YOUR GROUND STATE

 

RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAI




#101272 Why So Serious

Posted by Wolf on 23 June 2016 - 09:02 AM

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#101199 U.S. presidential election 2016

Posted by Wolf on 20 June 2016 - 07:15 AM

Wanna see something funny?

 

https://www.reddit.c...mbol_on_donald/

 

Not the graphitti, although that's quite humorous. Look at the Trump supporters throwing an absolute fit in the comment section.

 

Look at the butthurt. The pure, anal-gaping-in-need-of-lubricant-and-painkillers sheer butthurt.

 

I fucking love it. Trump supporters are like the easiest group of people to troll, ever.

 

It's like trolling a 5 y/o: It works every time, they get dis-proportionally upset, and then they cry for a parental figure, usually Trump.




#101071 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Wolf on 15 June 2016 - 08:34 AM

"Tons of people."

You mean the seven regulars or the five bots?

>_>

 

Hey, you live in your world, I live in mine

 

Now if you'll excuse me, my fans are waiting

 

*starts performing for empty toilet paper rolls*




#101069 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Wolf on 15 June 2016 - 08:29 AM

 Added pleasure when you have change in there.
 Had to scroll up to see which conversation you were referring to. >_>

:lol: Spleen's cheering on the buttplug idea

 

"Yeah, you go Jaz

 

you find that fitting buttplug"

 

EDIT: Top of a new page, time to confuse tons of people




#101063 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Wolf on 15 June 2016 - 08:12 AM

Get a hollow buttplug and put it in there.

There really is no downside to this plan.

I won't even need to carry around a wallet anymore

 

Your gran needs to find a hobby that doesn't include spending all of her money.

Also can't you have some kind of grocery money pot where you each pay equal amounts. If she can't hold on to her money she can pay at the beginning of the month or something. But I guess it won't be too easy convincing her of an idea like this.

Yeah, that's just begging for a "After everything I've done for you" tantrum. Every time I suggest we make things balanced and fair, she reminds me of the couple month period where I was unemployed and had no money.

 

Not like bringing it up actually, yknow, is helpful. She's just not the type to let stuff go. Ever.




#101039 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Wolf on 14 June 2016 - 09:32 AM

Grandma bought something nobody's going to use, and she's pissed at me because "So, I wasted my money then?"

 

Here's the thing though: Me and mom were discussing, and I think she might be in the first stage of hoarder syndrome:

 

She buys tons of stuff she can barely afford, making herself broke in the process, to buy stuff that she's either going to send back for a partial refund, or is just going to stay in it's box forever. It used to just be, maybe, 1 or 2 items a month, but now that I have income, she's spending all of her checks on silly mail-in stuff.

 

I'm pretty sure she just likes getting something in the mail. Yknow, it's kinda exciting when you get a package in the mail, even when you know what it is, even when you ordered it. I just think she's relying on that feeling a little too much: She's buying windshield covers we don't need, surge protectors we can't use, bug traps that are worthless... We've got an entire room full of boxes from mail-in shit, and some of the boxes still have the item in them.

 

But she doesn't see her spending her entirely monthly budget in 2 weeks as a problem, because ofc I'm working and I have income. But that's incredibly unfair to me, because I end up buying groceries for the entirety of the month, plus paying for anything that comes up on p much any day that isn't the first of the month. So I'm broke all the time, working a job I hate to afford grandma being able to buy friggin candle holders from magazines.

 

And trust me, I've tried sitting her down and talking to her about it. But as per usual she saw it coming, had about 10, 15 excuses lined up, and no matter how hard I tried to make her realize spending $300 on mail in stuff every month isn't okay, she still had some "logical reasoning" behind it. In her mind I'm just being a bad guy: Telling her she can't have the stuff she wants just so I can be mean. She legitimately believes that when I try to do something like this, that I'm just getting a sick kick out of telling her she can't do what she wants.

 

She'll realize soon enough, though, when I move out and she's wondering "Oh crap, how am I going to pay for all of these monthly installments of 9.99?"




#101038 World of Warcraft

Posted by Wolf on 14 June 2016 - 08:27 AM

https://i.reddituplo...0011dee21eedfdb

I never wanted to see a movie somewhere so badly before.

Blood of Mannoroth sounds amazing




#101037 50 Things You Love

Posted by Wolf on 14 June 2016 - 08:18 AM

1-24: My fursona

 

25-48: Drawing my fursona

 

49: My friends

 

50: Overwatch

 

I'm a simple man




#101021 Work Stories

Posted by Wolf on 13 June 2016 - 01:41 PM

I served the special olympics athletes earlier this month.

 

Let me tell you, never served such an upbeat, cheerful group of people.

 

Also, waiting tables I got to serve a couple of local celebrities. the rap group Nappy Roots comes to mind. They left a $20 tip and a couple signed CDs

 

was pretty sweet




#101002 Jaz's Furry Smut

Posted by Wolf on 12 June 2016 - 10:22 PM

Honestly, I prefer drawings with multiple strokes over clean lines.

Yeah, that creates what's called "busy lines", lines that kinda slow you down when you look at them, or represent action. Really good for keeping the viewer's attention on a specific part of the piece, as clean lines just kinda let the viewer breeze through them [without getting into curves and symmetry and stuff]

 

I really like sketchy looking pieces, I sometimes intentionally keep stuff sketchy to make it look better, aesthetically; but the clean lines on the last two pics my buddy drew are love.




#100923 Why So Serious

Posted by Wolf on 11 June 2016 - 05:02 PM

idk why this pic was in with my downloads

 

I just... have so many questions after seeing this pic

 

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#100907 Why So Serious

Posted by Wolf on 11 June 2016 - 08:42 AM

I miss harvey birdman so much

 

Reducto is my spirit animal