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Photography Raptor

Member Since 27 Sep 2015
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#108248 Why So Serious

Posted by Photography Raptor on 12 August 2017 - 09:26 PM

TFW you really need to get laid and find yourself staring at the pizza delivery ladies cleavage.

She was distracted by my cat and did not notice, but also...

TFW your cat gets more female attention than you do.


#107820 The "What Are You Listening To?" Thread

Posted by Photography Raptor on 29 May 2017 - 08:41 PM

Dude, Hammerfall and Rhapsody are fucking GREAT. Especially Rhapsody.


Fun fact: I have Riders of the Storm set as my ringer. It's been this way for as long as I had this phone (one year).

RIDERS OF THE STORM,

ONE WITH THE WIND DEFENDERS OF CREATION


#107771 League of Legends

Posted by Photography Raptor on 21 May 2017 - 04:12 AM

Man, that fucking Sona game was crazy. I downloaded the replay and when I get time I'll post what I can here.

 

Still can't believe that double Quadra kill and nobody getting ascended lol, until Rakan showed up after fight.

 

Then I want to see if I can spot that Kog'maw Icathian Surprise ascension later LOL.

 

That was a fun night. I like Ascension weekend.

 

I really want to play ARSR again though.




#107761 The "What Are You Listening To?" Thread

Posted by Photography Raptor on 19 May 2017 - 08:54 AM


 
I can't express in words how much I like this song, and Kamelot in general is pretty fantastic.


Holy banana juice! It's been YEARS since I listened to them.

Brings me back to the Rhapsody in Fire, Stratovarius, HammerFall, Sonata Arctica days.

Actually I still jam some of those. HEH.


#107432 The member photo album.

Posted by Photography Raptor on 12 April 2017 - 11:21 PM

Spleen's hair brings me back to my black metal days. <3.

Luckily no pictures survived.


#107395 Bully To You

Posted by Photography Raptor on 11 April 2017 - 02:59 AM

Been in two fights. Won both.

I shamefully admit I was the bully to them. First was 4th grade? Second was 6th grade. Very young and stupid.

First kid actually ended up fighting on school lawn, then it turned into a bike chase  which ended by a cop intercepting us. A concerned mature walking her dog phoned it in. Glad she did.

Second kid was just a poor soul. White trash no good drug abusing parents type. He was an asshole and angry at the world. Everyone including me put him down. However, I have a gift for getting under the skin and really pissing people off if they rub me the wrong way. He finally snapped, followed me into class and broke a stool over my head when my back was turned. Didn't phase me, chased him into the halls and tripped him. He crawled away with horror in his eyes.

Never picked on anyone since. Or fought.


#107364 The member photo album.

Posted by Photography Raptor on 09 April 2017 - 12:19 AM

I'm so fucking bad at taking pictures. I'm really not photogenic so here's a quickie:

 

lXRYziM.jpg

 

No fucking clue what I was looking at. But hey, awkward photos are the best.




#107154 Evening Wear

Posted by Photography Raptor on 26 March 2017 - 04:01 AM

I sleep naked snd dance naked. I live alone and rent a house!

Freedom bitchez

I'm di what i want when i want.

If i dtill need clothes ill use my barh robe. It has good covershe snd comfoet.

Fuck upy iphone and tour tiny keys.


#107152 Why do these things exist???

Posted by Photography Raptor on 26 March 2017 - 03:37 AM

Things exist to kill you faster

If i cant wipe my own plz kill me


#107148 The member photo album.

Posted by Photography Raptor on 26 March 2017 - 03:31 AM

Nice hair!!!

Its pure sex.

Im drunk guys.

Soryy


#106947 Weird States

Posted by Photography Raptor on 18 March 2017 - 02:02 AM

I'll have you know we Minnesotans are better than those dirty cheese heads.


This is true. I live on the border, RIGHT on the Mississippi and I see dem cheeseheads everyday. Flaunting my superiority.

Sethre left us though.  Soon after he leaves, our beloved star Prince dies...

WHO NEXT SETHRE? Winona Ryder? Stifler? Who else has to die before you come back!

Jk. ilu.


#106538 Why So Serious

Posted by Photography Raptor on 13 February 2017 - 12:44 AM

I've been using Kik a lot.

Thanks Reddit.


#106422 The member photo album.

Posted by Photography Raptor on 05 February 2017 - 02:20 AM

Nice under armor. You got style, like me.

We're obviously cool.


#106256 Why So Serious

Posted by Photography Raptor on 25 January 2017 - 02:02 AM

I'll check them out.

I'm listening to medieval music tonight. About to go all highlander up in this bitch.

Also,

There's always that one guy who has to turn his phone up and watch videos in the break room. When I'm away from my station I at least pop in some ear buds, damn.


#106168 Why So Serious

Posted by Photography Raptor on 19 January 2017 - 11:04 PM

I've been spilling shit all over me since I got to work and now I got a full blast of water to my crotch!

"You ain't cool unless you pee your pants."

Seriously, just one of those nights. At least it's Friday.