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31 January 2018 - 07:53 PM

As you all know, I am constantly with the times when it comes to videogames, and as a result, ten years after its release I am finally playing Spore. And let me tell you it's a terrifying experience. Putting together your little murderous buddy (playing carnivore because herbivore felt very boring for the short time I did it) and all is going well.


Then I hear a horrific screaming noise.


What's that coming over the hill?




This fucker. So I try to book it in the opposite direction, because screw fighting some kind of Umbrella Corporation-style genetically modified monstrosity, and what do I see fly past?




This planet is hell. It's like my experience with No Man's Sky all over again; everything is huge and everything wants to eat me. I love it.