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Elfie

Member Since 17 Jun 2014
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#83059 Boobs or butts, Pornhub gives us the answers

Posted by Elfie on 17 December 2014 - 04:16 AM

Hahaha thanks prince.  I hope I'm doing it right.  I only do it because I wa my kids to grow up with a good idea of right and wrong, and a wany to do right.  I want them to be successfully happy.  I'm strict, but only to a point, I try to make sure there's room for healthy childhood antics.  Being a mom is hard.  I need a beach vacation, where I can look lounge around in a swimsuit and show of my pale skin (one of my best features) and drink beer, and smoke.. Whenever, read whenever, buy some new dice.  Ya know relax


#83041 Romantic Comedy

Posted by Elfie on 16 December 2014 - 09:44 PM

Merlin?


#83009 What do you Collect?

Posted by Elfie on 16 December 2014 - 06:37 PM

I collect nail polish.  Is that dumb? I love doing my nails


#82961 Romantic Comedy

Posted by Elfie on 16 December 2014 - 02:59 PM

Crazy, stupid love, crazy beautiful, Elizabethan town, my sisters keeper, what dreams may come, ps I love you


#82909 THE FRIEND ZONE

Posted by Elfie on 16 December 2014 - 01:06 AM

Hahaha why thank you


#82877 THE FRIEND ZONE

Posted by Elfie on 15 December 2014 - 11:40 PM

Here here!!


#82760 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Elfie on 15 December 2014 - 03:41 PM

No, blood.  That's exactly how I feel.  The worst that could happen is I get cheated on again, and my heart breaks.  But It will heal (especially with you all here) but If I just say nah, then I could make a huge mistake.  They say you regret more of what you didn't do.  I'm still on the fence, but you pretty much read my mind.  Idk I will let nature show me


#82624 THE FRIEND ZONE

Posted by Elfie on 13 December 2014 - 09:45 PM

I know I do!


#82608 THE FRIEND ZONE

Posted by Elfie on 13 December 2014 - 07:36 PM

friends who like to smoke drugs, drink booze and play video games (don't get me wrong, I love doing that too :) hehe)


Here here!! Bahahaha
I was also terrified of boys!  Now I like them :D well not boys, hahahaha


#82600 THE FRIEND ZONE

Posted by Elfie on 13 December 2014 - 04:01 PM

Yes, but that's on them.  If I only see you one way, it's not a fault.  I had a guy friend and made it clear we were friends,and only friends.  Well I lost my virginity to a long time bf and my girl friend told my guy friend.  Long story short he cussed me out, called me a slut, and damaged, then asked me out.  Hahahaha after that, I stopped caring.  It's always awkward, but I stopped feeling guilty. He didn't like me, he lusted after me.  I've never had a guy friend confront me on their "feelings" and after I said I didn't feel the same, stayed my friend.  Which means I made a good choice.


#82589 WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE DONE DURING SEX????

Posted by Elfie on 13 December 2014 - 06:40 AM

Sex is super fun!  I enjoy giving BJ's because I like to make guys squirm.  They are like putty in your hands.  I have always had a bit of an issue with the favor being returned.  Maybe if a girl did it, it would be better.  But I don't see what all the fuss is about.  I like being choked.  That's kinda weird right? I really like it haha tied up, blind folded, I like role playing, dirty talk.  Spanked, scratched.  Haha sex is a time where I don't have to worry about being modest.  I love it.  Sex is my favorite thing to do.  Watching people touch themselves is a HUGE turn on.  Especially candid.  If it's natural and organic (usually when they don't know) it's so sexy. That's my weirdest thing.  I'm a peeping Tom of self love


#82584 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Elfie on 13 December 2014 - 12:30 AM

I feel really numb at the moment, the marathon did the trick.  I'm gonna talk to my old boss and see if my spot is still open.  I'm not 100% yet, but I have thought a lot and this is the time when I have to look at a really big picture.  I have kids, yes, but I'm pretty strong willed, I don't need someone to take care me.  I was disrespected on a very real level, by someone who should have my back.  I considered him to be my best friend and he shit on that.  I guess I'm not numb. I'm mad.  I cook, I clean everyday, I take care of three kids.  I don't deserve to be treated that way.  He's still trying, but I told him I didn't want to talk right now.  Being strong sucks


#82569 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Elfie on 12 December 2014 - 06:12 PM


A reason to smile


#82180 The member photo album.

Posted by Elfie on 06 December 2014 - 11:28 PM

Baby spam!  Ugh I need more free time to be on here!



#81298 The member photo album.

Posted by Elfie on 06 November 2014 - 05:15 PM

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