Granted, you'v just been hired as the guy who gets tied to a spinning board and has people throw knives at him. The knife throwers drink a lot and werent very good to begin with.
I wish i had the money to afford running my shop at anime conventions this year rather than having to wait til next year.
Corrupt the wish!
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:05 AM
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:08 AM
Granted, but its cancelled, but you don't find out until you get there.
I wish I could do something constructive with my time.
I wish I could do something constructive with my time.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:25 AM
granted, but you will only work at wal-mart your whole life.
I wish I could have stayed in bed this morning.
I wish I could have stayed in bed this morning.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:44 AM
Granted, but only because you were superglued to it.
I wish I had a full machine shop.
I wish I had a full machine shop.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:57 AM
Granted, but you were forced to give it away.
I wish I wasn't this full.
I wish I wasn't this full.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 10:01 AM
granted, but you will never be this full again.
i wish i had a new computer to run star wars on.
i wish i had a new computer to run star wars on.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:38 PM
Granted, but it literally runs away.
I wish I wasn't so tall sometimes.
I wish I wasn't so tall sometimes.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:45 PM
Granted, but now you're going to shrink at the rate of an inch a year. You'll be a whole foot shorter in 14 years.
I wish it wasn't so hard to decide between a university degree or starting up my own lucrative company.
I wish it wasn't so hard to decide between a university degree or starting up my own lucrative company.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:49 PM
Granted, you get neither. :3
I wish I had more video games.
I wish I had more video games.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 01:23 PM
Granted, but you had to trade them in for your game console c:
I wish I had moar MONEY! D:<
I wish I had moar MONEY! D:<
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 02:59 PM
granted, but it's all in pennies
i wish i had soem weed right now
i wish i had soem weed right now
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 03:51 PM
Granted. Sea weed.
I wish my money wasn't all in pennies.
I wish my money wasn't all in pennies.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 04:03 PM
granted, it is now all in monopoly money.
I wish i had a truck.
I wish i had a truck.
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 04:04 PM
Granted. Congratulations on your new TONKA toy c:
I wish my pinky wasnt sore.
I wish my pinky wasnt sore.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 04:52 PM
Granted, because you have NO PINKY ANY MORE!
I wish you were all dead! C=<
And now the thread ends so you don't all die. <3
I wish you were all dead! C=<
And now the thread ends so you don't all die. <3
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 04:53 PM
granted, now we're all dead inside
wishes i could feel again.
wishes i could feel again.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 05:01 PM
Granted, but you loose the rest of your 4 senses.
I wish I could cook like a chef.
I wish I could cook like a chef.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 07:33 PM
Granted, chef boyardee.
I wish i would occasionally remember to wind this old clock that sits on a shelf above my desk. its one of the old ones ya have to wind once a day to keep it going...
I wish i would occasionally remember to wind this old clock that sits on a shelf above my desk. its one of the old ones ya have to wind once a day to keep it going...
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 08:04 PM
Granted, but once you do, you forward time. Missing out on great things.
I wish my hair was less blonde.
I wish my hair was less blonde.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 10:24 PM
Granted. You're bald. Forever.
I wish my iPod would quit restarting.
I wish my iPod would quit restarting.
