So I've seen this game in various other forums before, and its pretty fun, here's how it goes:
User 1: I wish I could fly.
user 2: Granted, but once you take flight your head will explode. I wish I could have a cookie.
User 3: Granted, but once you take a bite out of it, your clothes will disappear and you will appear naked in front of a church. I wish I.. ect.
Get it? :3 Well, I'll start!
I wish I could move to the US already! D:<
Corrupt the wish!
Started by twa, Jul 07 2012 09:01 PM
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:01 PM
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:11 PM
I LOVE THIS GAME
Granted but a terrorist completely bombs whatever state you're in.
I wish this pizza wasn't that damn hot.
Granted but a terrorist completely bombs whatever state you're in.
I wish this pizza wasn't that damn hot.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:18 PM
Lol glad you like it!
Granted, but now its frozen. Literally. A block of ice.
I wish my cat wouldn't pounce on me so often and scratch me while doing so.
Granted, but now its frozen. Literally. A block of ice.
I wish my cat wouldn't pounce on me so often and scratch me while doing so.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:02 PM
granted, cat broke all 4 legs and will never recover. I wish i could convince someone to order a k120c powder steel sword from my shop(them fuckers are EXPENSIVE)
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:18 PM
Granted, but the sword's a fake.
I wish I was a bomb.
I wish I was a bomb.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:34 PM
Granted but you will never explode.
I wish I had a tail.
I wish I had a tail.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:38 PM
@ twa granted but its been nailed to the floor.
I wish i hadnt dropped my favorite sunglasses while driving down 45 earlier today
I wish i hadnt dropped my favorite sunglasses while driving down 45 earlier today
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:40 PM
EDIT FUCK.
Granted, but later on the lens falls out and you can't tape it back in.
I wish I had more Cheez-its.
Granted, but later on the lens falls out and you can't tape it back in.
I wish I had more Cheez-its.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:54 PM
granted, but you are now massively lactose intolerant.
i wish the next game of thrones book would come out already.
i wish the next game of thrones book would come out already.
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:58 PM
Granted. IT SUCKS.
I wish Courage the Cowardly Dog was brought back. ;-;
I wish Courage the Cowardly Dog was brought back. ;-;
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 12:00 AM
Granted, but its nowhere near as good as the original series and is cancelled after one episode, even though 15 were made, only to have 9 of them later released on DVD.
I wish I had a better phone.
I wish I had a better phone.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 04:50 AM
Granted but you drop it down the turlet in 48 hours and it's not insured.
I wish I had some whiskey.
I wish I had some whiskey.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 06:32 AM
Granted, but it tastes like horse pee c:
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 06:38 AM
You don't, because I threw all your plates out the window! C=<
I wish I didn't have to write this history coursework!
I wish I didn't have to write this history coursework!
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 07:37 AM
granted instead you have to paint a historical moment from the 1800's but you have to find and use utensils from that time periode 
I Wish I didn't have to give up most of my life for my families bullcrap.
I Wish I didn't have to give up most of my life for my families bullcrap.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 08:15 AM
Granted, but you're gonna have to deal with their piss instead~
I wish I was allowed to smack a hoe.
I wish I was allowed to smack a hoe.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:15 PM
granted, but you killed her with your smackins and are now doing 20 years to life in federal prison.
I wish October would hurry the hell up.
I wish October would hurry the hell up.
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:42 PM
Granted, but you suddenly went into a coma the whole month.
I wish I had a sandwich in my hands right now.
I wish I had a sandwich in my hands right now.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:53 PM
Granted, but its on moldy bread and filled with toenail clippings and ghost peppers.
I wish I could juggle.
I wish I could juggle.
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 10:30 PM
Granted, but you can only juggle knifes and you occasionally drop them on your hands.
I wish I could find a job.
I wish I could find a job.
