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#81 Krankykoala

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 02:05 AM

Sister just stumbled into the house half an hour ago drunk and acting like she might have taken something. She has court in 5 hours.

I understand why shes upset and all, she had a piece of shit guy whos several years older than she is convince her he loved her while he was in town. When he left town (hes a roady) he had her convinced he would send to have her move with him in a few months once he had some money built up.

As soon as he left town he was conveniently unable to pay his cell bill and hardly contacted her after that. A few days ago come to find out hes married and has 2 kids.

That said i understand why shes upset, but getting trashed only a few hours before your fucking court date is just you trying to fuck yourself over. -_-

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:32 AM

It sounds like you have a good excuse to put all those weapons to work. >.>
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 08:14 AM

yeah i've never gotten trashed before court. sounds like that roady needs to have his ass handed to him. so how did you guys find out he had a wife and two kids.

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 09:30 AM

Sister just stumbled into the house half an hour ago drunk and acting like she might have taken something. She has court in 5 hours.

I understand why shes upset and all, she had a piece of shit guy whos several years older than she is convince her he loved her while he was in town. When he left town (hes a roady) he had her convinced he would send to have her move with him in a few months once he had some money built up.

As soon as he left town he was conveniently unable to pay his cell bill and hardly contacted her after that. A few days ago come to find out hes married and has 2 kids.

That said i understand why shes upset, but getting trashed only a few hours before your fucking court date is just you trying to fuck yourself over. -_-

Dude that sucks.. I'm sorrie your sister had to go through that.

Hopefully his wife finds out and castrates him in his sleep.

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 10:25 AM

What a lame ass guy. People like that should turn themselves into the police. That way, they can get what's coming to them.
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 10:33 AM

i say your drop him off in downtown memphis wearing a white hood, that will teach him

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 10:38 AM

i say your drop him off in downtown memphis wearing a white hood, that will teach him


Or a volcano.
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 01:28 PM

downtown is a volcano lol, just had a good idea for restuarant

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 02:04 PM

downtown is a volcano lol, just had a good idea for restuarant


Is there magma? Hmmmm?
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:27 PM

his wife called my sister, thats how we found out.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:34 PM

That's a pretty shitty way to find out. Not that there's any good way.
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:43 PM

That must have been very awkward. Well hopefully the guy gets an ass-whooping.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 10:17 AM

his wife called my sister, thats how we found out.

I hope the wife had the foresight to leave his sorry ass.

I'm really sorrie your sister had to deal with such a dick. :\

I can taze him in the balls for you if you give me an address.

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:04 PM

I can taze him in the balls for you if you give me an address.


thats just cruel and unusual, got a milspec tazer? those have the highest voltage.

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:32 PM

I hope the wife had the foresight to leave his sorry ass.

I'm really sorrie your sister had to deal with such a dick. :\

I can taze him in the balls for you if you give me an address.


Reminds me of this time I wore a shock collar. It knocked me into the fridge.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 02:46 PM

thats just cruel and unusual, got a milspec tazer? those have the highest voltage.

He deserves it.

I have a real big problem with cheaters, especially with children involved.

Reminds me of this time I wore a shock collar. It knocked me into the fridge.

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I always wanted to try out a shock collar. <.<

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 03:00 PM

He deserves it.

I have a real big problem with cheaters, especially with children involved.

:lol:

I always wanted to try out a shock collar. <.<


Oh it was pretty fun. I don't regret that decision at all. Let's do it again!
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 03:25 PM

He deserves it.

I have a real big problem with cheaters, especially with children involved.


yeah same here, no matter how bad it could get between my wife and i, i would never cheat on her. that shiz is just so wrong but from previous threads you know why i have the issue with it

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 03:50 PM

My stance on cheating is pretty much that the idea of cheating is pointless. If you want to fool around with someone else, you might as well break up with the person that you're with. Because clearly, they don't mean that much to you in the first place.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 09:22 AM

When people use the phrase "my brain just works differently".

You're not a goddamn snowflake.

Everyone's brain works differently or we'd all be doing the exact same thing at the exact same time all the damn time.

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