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[Affray]

Getting too warm maybe?

Or change.

I know many people that get all itchy when they don't have a change in their life that they can quantify.

So they run out and get a piercing, or a haircut, or dye their hair pink, or get a motorcycle.

[LD50]

no idea why. weird thing is, no one has said a word to me about it.

[Affray]

no idea why. weird thing is, no one has said a word to me about it.

So you are just like Tyler Durden.

No one wants to point out the changes in your appearance because that would show some semblance of human interest and interaction, and they want to avoid that at all costs. So they just pretend nothing is different and carry on with their sheltered lives.

[Calvary]

When it's easier to get a job working for gangsters (I don't mean #yolo snapback gangsters, I mean genuine crime family gangsters) than it is to get a job at your local retail store. I fucking wish I was embellishing right now.

[Affray]

Crime is an easy gig to get in to unfortunately.

Which is why so many people are in to it.

You don't need a resume, nor references, though the right references could keep you out of trouble.

 

Somewhere, there will always be a truck that needs to get unloaded, quickly.

[Calvary]

It'a not just petty theft though or anything like that, from what I could gather from the conversation I had it was extortion and protection. It does make me laugh though, over the last two years I've built up a list of jobs I can do:

 

+ Working for the mob

+ Being a male escort

+ Drug Dealing

 

Jobs I can't do:

 

+ Unskilled labouring in a warehouse

+ Retail

+ 'No experience required' trainee salesperson.

[Affray]

It'a not just petty theft though or anything like that, from what I could gather from the conversation I had it was extortion and protection. It does make me laugh though, over the last two years I've built up a list of jobs I can do:

 

+ Working for the mob

+ Being a male escort

+ Drug Dealing

 

Jobs I can't do:

 

+ Unskilled labouring in a warehouse

+ Retail

+ 'No experience required' trainee salesperson.

Though criminal type employment is very accessible where I am, here is the list of jobs that I could walk out the door right now and get.

 

-Farm Hand

-Grocery Employee

-Municipal Worker (lanwcare, roadcare, parks, digging holes, etc)

-Trench and drainage digger

-Librarian

-Different Farm Hand

-Convenience Store Guy

-Hardwood Flooring Factory Employee

-Different Hardwood Flooring Factory Employee

-Deli Employee

-Cook In A Kitchen

 

That is just what I can think of.

I have never been turned down for a job, ever.

You should move to Canada mate.

[Calvary]

I would consider it. Seriously, if it weren't for the fact that by next year I need £10,000 so I can afford to go to uni. Because of expenses I can't really leave the country unless I can find a job that pays so much that I can save £10,000 after taxes, accommodation, food, bills reh teh teh. At one point I was considering moving to Iowa with a friend but even if she had waved my share of living expenses (which I wouldn't ask anyone to do for me of course), I still don't think I'd have the money I need. =/

 

It's a tough spot! Whatever happens, happens though.

[Affray]

What do you intend in getting your education in?

I am sure you have mentioned it before, I just cannot recall.

[Calvary]

Fingers crossed I'll be at RHUL or Leicester next September if I can get the money and the grades.

[Affray]

Well good luck.

Hopefully you can pull together the cash.

Education is expensive, and I hate that.

Give all your money to the government getting the knowledge you need to perform tasks to benefit the government!\

Woo! Freedom!

 

£10,000 is like $15, 600 Canadian.

My god, I went to school for cabinetmaking and became a journeyman in the trade for about $4000 (about 2500 pound sterling).

And I thought it was expensive.

Though I know a girl who went to the States and is becoming a surgeon, and her education so far has cost her somewhere in the ballpark of a quarter of a million dollars.

[Calvary]

Yeh, £10,000 is just the living costs. I also have a £27,000 loan that I'll have to pay off and another £10,500 loan to pay off as well. The total costs for going to RHUL will amount to about £47,500 which is equivalent to CA$74640.65. Still, it's worth it if it means I can get a high paying job and do the one thing I really want to do in life - travel.

[Wolf]

Everyone I love is dying.

 

You guys might want to distance yourselves from me. v,..v

[Affray]

Yeh, £10,000 is just the living costs. I also have a £27,000 loan that I'll have to pay off and another £10,500 loan to pay off as well. The total costs for going to RHUL will amount to about £47,500 which is equivalent to CA$74640.65. Still, it's worth it if it means I can get a high paying job and do the one thing I really want to do in life - travel.

Steep.

The real catch is IF you manage to get a high paying job as a result.

I don't know how things are in your country, but in mine it is more likely that you would win the lottery.

 

 

Everyone I love is dying.

 

You guys might want to distance yourselves from me. v,..v

I see.

I'm not so sure that sort of mojo transmits through the internet.

Whats going on Mr. Wolf?

[Wolf]

Sorry, I now realize I came off pretty vague

 

Two of my immediate family are in poor health

 

I'm a chronic worrier so I don't know how to deal with it v,..v

[Calvary]

Steep.

The real catch is IF you manage to get a high paying job as a result.

I don't know how things are in your country, but in mine it is more likely that you would win the lottery.

 

 

I see.

I'm not so sure that sort of mojo transmits through the internet.

Whats going on Mr. Wolf?

 

It's not easy, but nothing worth doing is easy. If I have a degree it means I can get into the entry level of most jobs that are out there whereas without a degree, I'd need experience and of course I can't get experience without getting a job, it's a vicious cycle.

 

Sorry, I now realize I came off pretty vague

 

Two of my immediate family are in poor health

 

I'm a chronic worrier so I don't know how to deal with it v,..v

 

Ack, losing people is never fun, I lost too many family members before I turned 10...all I can say is I wish you strength mate. =/

[Affray]

Sorry, I now realize I came off pretty vague

 

Two of my immediate family are in poor health

 

I'm a chronic worrier so I don't know how to deal with it v,..v

Poor health does not mean the ultimate end.

Take advice from a tried and true sultan of chill, and just ride it out and everything should be fine.

Remember, sometimes even just your attitude could help the people around you.

Positivity breeds positivity.

 

 

It's not easy, but nothing worth doing is easy.

I disagree.

Masturbation is easy, and fun, and totally worth it every time.

Check and mate.

[Affray]

Also, found this a minute ago Gol.

Pretty much sums getting an education up.

 

http://imgur.com/gallery/tLgv3pT

[Calvary]

Pff, you obviously don't rack up the Viagra costs I do to keep it up.

 

Also yes, I love you for that .gif...amongst all the other things. XD

[Affray]

Pff, you obviously don't rack up the Viagra costs I do to keep it up.

 

Also yes, I love you for that .gif...amongst all the other things. XD

Nope, I may not have a gargantuan member, but what I do have is stamina that rivals that of any pornstar.

 

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