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Posted 22 September 2012 - 03:55 PM

Being in so much emotional pain that it causes physical pain.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 04:00 PM

Being in so much emotional pain that it causes physical pain.

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i'm sorry.
that kind of pain sucks.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 04:26 PM

Being in so much emotional pain that it causes physical pain.


sounds like you may need some time to clear your head, you okay?

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 10:25 AM

When a professor doesn't have our tests graded by the next class period. Everyone in my accounting class showed up because we thought we would get our tests back but he didn't have them >.> He's an awful teacher--nice guy, but sucks at explaining shit--so half of us wouldn't have been there if we didn't think he would give back our tests. He actually commented on it. "Oh wow. Looks like everyone is here today. Haven't had that since the first day of class..." NO SHIT SHERLOCK. I could tell from day one that I wasn't going to get anything out of coming to class. I just read the textbook and do the homework usually.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 06:50 AM

I just got in a fight with my father because he almost killed a pedestrian by speeding through a light.

His excuse was "I didn't see him."

And when I started yelling at him to pay attention he said "What are you getting so bent out of shape for?"


This is not the first, second, or fifth time this year that he has almost killed us or someone else because he drives with his head up his ass.

I'm now contemplating where to dump the body when I finally snap and rip out his jugular.

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 07:26 AM

When people excuse their piss poor behavior by pushing what they deem acceptable onto the populous.

ie: people who wait to have sex till they're married and claim "It's the right way and anyone who doesn't do so is blasphemous".
Cue them getting divorced >2 years later due to incompatible intimacy.

I saw a dad today that blogged about his two sons and how he favors the older.
"It's something everyone has inside, I'm just honest about it."
I imagine that's how pedophiles, rapists, and murderers feel too.

This guy's worse tho.
God damn hipster glasses. >.>


But seriously, this guy was a cunt and he's going to cause distance between himself and the younger son and potentially the brothers themselves.

Parents are stupid.

*rabble rabble*

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 09:50 AM

Being told by one teacher your coursework is fine, and then being told your coursework is university level material, consequently it's nigh on impossible to pull off by another. Said teacher then asks for you to re-do your coursework from scratch when you're already four days over deadline. Teacher who fucked me over in the first place then physically and undeniably avoids contact with me in today's lesson, guilt or no guilt I really need the help and a teacher should be there to get me back up to speed. I spent an hour wasting my time and I'm stressed as fuck. What's worse is I can't even afford to get fucking drunk because as it is I don't get my tuppence wages until the end of the month which will go out to various people I owe money already.

Secondly, stress.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 02:04 PM

Cunts.

An over abundance of cunts.

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 06:43 AM

Hypochondriacs.

"I think I had a mini stroke. I can't hardly move my left side and it hurts bad."

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 09:28 AM

Increased medication

all day I feel like I got sucker punched in the stomach x.x

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 02:18 PM

Lack of chocolate milk.

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:32 PM

People who think religion is more worthwhile than medicine. Your prayers are really helping that dying boy? Or maybe it's the round-the-clock care from doctors, nurses and a host of machines built by people. >_> Give credit where it's fuck-damn due.

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:35 PM

People who think religion is more worthwhile than medicine. Your prayers are really helping that dying boy? Or maybe it's the round-the-clock care from doctors, nurses and a host of machines built by people. >_> Give credit where it's fuck-damn due.

This pisses me off a good bit too. Also, every time I fix something for my grandma, she thanks god instead of me.
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:20 PM

People who think religion is more worthwhile than medicine. Your prayers are really helping that dying boy? Or maybe it's the round-the-clock care from doctors, nurses and a host of machines built by people. >_> Give credit where it's fuck-damn due.

guessing you read about that family in oregon? fucking ridiculous. noone should EVER die of a burst appendix. even in a third world country they shouldnt die of that, better to remove the damned thing without the proper medical tools and risk massive infection than to leave the burst appendix in there and practically guarantee it.

and just to add to it they didnt even do jail time over it, they got 5 years probation. for essentially torturing their son leading to his slow painful death.

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Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 28 September 2012 - 11:03 PM

When I'm promised something.


I cannot think of one time in my life where someone kept their promise.


And the fact that people never ever change.

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 07:35 AM

The amount of shit we somehow have packed into this apt.

Jesus.

Also the lack of bags to put things in.

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 08:47 AM

The amount of shit we somehow have packed into this apt.

Jesus.

Also the lack of bags to put things in.


Ask liquor stores for boxes

They have more than they can deal with

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 10:48 AM

"oh you didn't sleep very well, well wake up any god damn way and rearrange the living room and clean the kitchen so we can move the fridge out. "
then they proceed to yell at me because it's not done exactly how they wanted. now i'm gonna hurt all day and won't be able to go back to sleep.
plus i just got a sub reminder from blizzard. -__-

today is not a good day.

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 11:59 AM

How much wow time do you have left?
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 12:01 PM

till oct. 3rd.