Things that rustle your jimmies
#361
Posted 21 September 2012 - 12:14 PM
#362
Posted 21 September 2012 - 03:17 PM
This happened to me today. Stayed awake until about 6AM because I was excited about getting something in the mail. Went to sleep and woke up before 9AM. Waited excitedly but sleepily, and it didn't cunting arrive, even though I paid for the so-called guaranteed delivery for today.When you've had such little sleep that your eyes burn for hours after you wake up.
Fuck you Amazon. Now I'm tired and cranky, but too awake to sleep.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#363
Posted 21 September 2012 - 03:22 PM
Mitt Romney
You're don't want the Estate Tax Abolishment act to pass?
How will I afford my Estate? D:>
#364
Posted 21 September 2012 - 03:42 PM
#365 Guest_ElatedOwl_*
Posted 21 September 2012 - 03:44 PM
God bless the Englishdidn't cunting arrive
#366
Posted 21 September 2012 - 04:01 PM
No idea who Amazon use, sadly. Otherwise I'd make a complaint.Was it UPS, because UPS sucks.
That's nothing compared to my usual language. xDGod bless the English
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#367
Posted 21 September 2012 - 04:16 PM
#368
Posted 21 September 2012 - 06:20 PM
Cunting is the bestest word, along with pissing when used as a noun or pre-modifier as opposed to a verb
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
#369
Posted 21 September 2012 - 06:27 PM
#370
Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:33 AM
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
#371
Posted 22 September 2012 - 07:10 AM
#372
Posted 22 September 2012 - 08:38 AM
Also snipers never take wind and elevation into account.
#373
Posted 22 September 2012 - 09:08 AM
"I jammed my toe, it's bruised and I can't move-"
"I finished all the dishes that were in there."
:|
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I want to shove his tongue up his dick.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
#374
Posted 22 September 2012 - 09:50 AM
When people ask you to explain something to you and once you do they tell you how wrong you are and how it actually is.
I just had a 15 minute argument with a 74 year old who thought he'd actually won a $1,000 gift card from a contest he never entered to a store he's never been.
And he still doesn't understand how he didn't win anything.
I have such a goddamn headache right now..
that happens to me about 6 times a day, sorry for your headache.
#375
Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:17 PM
"i'm doing research. i wanna buy another gun."
:|
this is coming from the motherfucker that borrowed twenty bucks from me with the promise to pay me back in less than a week, and only paid me back over a month later because i started hinting at it in front of his girlfriend who would've been furious at him borrowing what little money i have. AND it turns out a couple hours later he got a hundred bucks off of our mother. he's constantly bitching about not being able to afford gas and cigarettes, yet goes out drinking at least every weekend. he is bitching because he's check is getting docked because he didn't pay a three hundred dollar loan back (he got a two grand bonus and spent it on shit like a new xbox) and since it's court ordered, the loan place can do this for a few months and FAR exceed the owed amount.
yet this same mother fucker can sit here and take up my bandwidth to research an 800 dollar (at least) purchase?
not to mention he had a handgun before. he pawned it and lost it.
#376
Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:45 PM
so i finally asked my idiot brother why he's always watching those fucking gun videos.
"i'm doing research. i wanna buy another gun."
:|
this is coming from the motherfucker that borrowed twenty bucks from me with the promise to pay me back in less than a week, and only paid me back over a month later because i started hinting at it in front of his girlfriend who would've been furious at him borrowing what little money i have. AND it turns out a couple hours later he got a hundred bucks off of our mother. he's constantly bitching about not being able to afford gas and cigarettes, yet goes out drinking at least every weekend. he is bitching because he's check is getting docked because he didn't pay a three hundred dollar loan back (he got a two grand bonus and spent it on shit like a new xbox) and since it's court ordered, the loan place can do this for a few months and FAR exceed the owed amount.
yet this same mother fucker can sit here and take up my bandwidth to research an 800 dollar (at least) purchase?
not to mention he had a handgun before. he pawned it and lost it.
have you cinsidered stealing his personal info and opening up a trust fund using his own paycheck and giving it to him as you see fit? thats what i'de do, my father in law is the same way, that dumbass bought 2 AR-15's for supposedly the price of one but it was actually the price of two. i know your pain oddly enough
#377
Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:51 PM
#378
Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:58 PM
#379
Posted 22 September 2012 - 03:12 PM
yep, south louisiana.
#380
Posted 22 September 2012 - 03:29 PM