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[Jesse Custer]

Mitt Romney, dubstep, and the non-existent season 5 of heroes.

[Bowsette]

When you've had such little sleep that your eyes burn for hours after you wake up.

This happened to me today. Stayed awake until about 6AM because I was excited about getting something in the mail. Went to sleep and woke up before 9AM. Waited excitedly but sleepily, and it didn't cunting arrive, even though I paid for the so-called guaranteed delivery for today.

Fuck you Amazon. Now I'm tired and cranky, but too awake to sleep.

[Wolf]

Mitt Romney

You're don't want the Estate Tax Abolishment act to pass?

How will I afford my Estate? D:>

[SpleenBeGone]

Was it UPS, because UPS sucks.

[Bowsette]

Was it UPS, because UPS sucks.

No idea who Amazon use, sadly. Otherwise I'd make a complaint.

God bless the English

That's nothing compared to my usual language. xD

[SpleenBeGone]

I'm going to assume UPS then

[Calvary]

Do we even have UPS over here? I know we have Logistics...coz, that's logistics (8).

Cunting is the bestest word, along with pissing when used as a noun or pre-modifier as opposed to a verb

[SpleenBeGone]

You do.
http://www.ups.com/c...gb/en/index.jsx

I think everyone but Somalia has UPS.

[Calvary]

And North Korea? Them guys don't got nothing.

[SpleenBeGone]

Right, and North Korea.

[SpleenBeGone]

No one knows how to shoot in action movies.

Also snipers never take wind and elevation into account.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

"How are you doing?"

"I jammed my toe, it's bruised and I can't move-"

"I finished all the dishes that were in there."


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EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

I want to shove his tongue up his dick.

[M_GORILLA]

When people ask you to explain something to you and once you do they tell you how wrong you are and how it actually is.
I just had a 15 minute argument with a 74 year old who thought he'd actually won a $1,000 gift card from a contest he never entered to a store he's never been.
And he still doesn't understand how he didn't win anything.

I have such a goddamn headache right now..

that happens to me about 6 times a day, sorry for your headache.

[LD50]

so i finally asked my idiot brother why he's always watching those fucking gun videos.
"i'm doing research. i wanna buy another gun."
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this is coming from the motherfucker that borrowed twenty bucks from me with the promise to pay me back in less than a week, and only paid me back over a month later because i started hinting at it in front of his girlfriend who would've been furious at him borrowing what little money i have. AND it turns out a couple hours later he got a hundred bucks off of our mother. he's constantly bitching about not being able to afford gas and cigarettes, yet goes out drinking at least every weekend. he is bitching because he's check is getting docked because he didn't pay a three hundred dollar loan back (he got a two grand bonus and spent it on shit like a new xbox) and since it's court ordered, the loan place can do this for a few months and FAR exceed the owed amount.

yet this same mother fucker can sit here and take up my bandwidth to research an 800 dollar (at least) purchase?

not to mention he had a handgun before. he pawned it and lost it.

[M_GORILLA]

so i finally asked my idiot brother why he's always watching those fucking gun videos.
"i'm doing research. i wanna buy another gun."
:|
this is coming from the motherfucker that borrowed twenty bucks from me with the promise to pay me back in less than a week, and only paid me back over a month later because i started hinting at it in front of his girlfriend who would've been furious at him borrowing what little money i have. AND it turns out a couple hours later he got a hundred bucks off of our mother. he's constantly bitching about not being able to afford gas and cigarettes, yet goes out drinking at least every weekend. he is bitching because he's check is getting docked because he didn't pay a three hundred dollar loan back (he got a two grand bonus and spent it on shit like a new xbox) and since it's court ordered, the loan place can do this for a few months and FAR exceed the owed amount.

yet this same mother fucker can sit here and take up my bandwidth to research an 800 dollar (at least) purchase?

not to mention he had a handgun before. he pawned it and lost it.

have you cinsidered stealing his personal info and opening up a trust fund using his own paycheck and giving it to him as you see fit? thats what i'de do, my father in law is the same way, that dumbass bought 2 AR-15's for supposedly the price of one but it was actually the price of two. i know your pain oddly enough

[LD50]

no. and even if i had, i wouldn't. my family is full of paranoid, greedy cunts. they'll do anything for quick cash and think everyone wants to fuck with them. they'll quickly point the finger to anyone in the family for "wrong doing them" and raise high hell when they do the exact same thing and are called out on it. it's ridiculous.

[M_GORILLA]

thats fucked up dude, thats when i'de just seperate from my family and go my own way. must live in the south.

[LD50]

i'm trying.

yep, south louisiana.

[M_GORILLA]

thats awesome, i've got family in homa, LA. but i said that cause i also live in the south and i've noticed that type trend with families in the south.