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[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

The guy with the micro penis decided he was going to take his unmuffled motorcycle out for a 30 minute joyride up and down my block at 2 AM tonight.
I actually got up and went outside to confront him and saw a cop drive by.
Not only is he an asshole, he's a pussy as well.

I hope one day I find him.
I'm going to take a knife with a nice thin blade and push it through his urethra until I hit bone.
Then I'm going to drag it up until I his his jaw.
And then I'm going to take the tire on his small dick mobile and burn it out all over his face until there's nothing left but a mushy crimson pudding.

[Calvary]

Flippy....you know...I've always liked you...right?


Jesus Christ.

[SpleenBeGone]

Apparently the free UPS shipping from newegg is only part UPS. UPS delivers it to the USPS which then tries to deliver it to my house. Except I don't have a mailbox, hence the UPS shipping in the first place. The UPS customer server thinks I'm weird for seeing this as a convoluted process, and the USPS thinks I'm a leaper because they can't fathom that there are still people in the US that actually live a distance from the road, so it's in their best interests to have a P.O box instead of a mailbox. Newegg can't redeliver and I have to wait for it to be returned, because USPS held onto it for a grand total of 45 minutes before sending it back to newegg, instead of either keeping it, or giving it back to the UPS store to hold onto for me to pick up. After it gets back to Newegg, they will refund me in 3 to 5 days and I can order it again. I just wanted a fucking SSD.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Ah UPS.

The laziest fucks that deliver.

I hope they get fazed out by FedEx one day.

Oh how I will not miss the days of "Hey, I'll just go ahead and stick this expensive important box around this here slight angle. Even though you live on a busy street, this will totally work." and my personal favorite "Yeah we totally rang the doorbell and all.. except..you know.. when we didn't and we just stuck the label on your door frame so we could get our thumbs back up our asses where it's warm and safe.".

[twa]

i hate over thinking things. i have such a creative imagination. because of this, i may have or may not made the worst decision of my life last night.

[Löwe]

What makes me mad is when you can think of 100 examples of something until someone asks you about it! Like "Hey what's a good song,game,band etc."..Pisses me off!...Aside from that I can't think of anything that makes me mad. x3 lol!

[Chrissaysay]

What makes me mad is when you can think of 100 examples of something until someone asks you about it! Like "Hey what's a good song,game,band etc."..Pisses me off!...Aside from that I can't think of anything that makes me mad. x3 lol!

Lol. What about your lazy ass co-worker? Or just lazy workers in general? XP

[Chrissaysay]

Also, what's the difference between this thread and the Pet Peeves thread?

I kinda see a difference, but I'm still not sure in which thread I should put some of the stuff I wanna say...

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

My family.

I wasn't even through my cousin's back yard gate before his wife was slapping my ass and telling me what a 'big booty' I have.

This continued for a good half an hour before I decided the evening would consist of me avoiding her and drinking all of their beer.

[SpleenBeGone]

Also, what's the difference between this thread and the Pet Peeves thread?

I kinda see a difference, but I'm still not sure in which thread I should put some of the stuff I wanna say...

I have no idea. Just post in whichever.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Waking up really thirsty after you drink the night before.

At least I had the sense to take two ibuprofen before I passed out.

[SpleenBeGone]

ibuprofen is a miracle drug.

[twa]

i have to pee.

[Calvary]

Now Facebook and Nerd Forums are filled in on even your very most banal of life paths! =D

[twa]

._. i took the piss..

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I usually leave my pisses.

[Calvary]

I've pissed sooooo much tonight. All the cider, gone. All of it. ALL. OF. IT.

All of it.

[Bowsette]

Care workers who suck at their job.

Now I'm going to seem like a total bitch, but idc. There's this guy who comes into where I work daily, guy called Antony. He's uh..."special". And his chaperone/carer does NOTHING, even when he's poking around touching the tills or trying to open a beer he hasn't paid for because he "wants to try it" and I'm sick of it. If you have the mind of a child you should be treated like a child, and when a child does something wrong you TELL THEM THE FUCK OFF. I don't give a shit if he's disabled, there's a line based on what's acceptable, and letting someone run riot solely because they're "special" is bullshit.

Fuck people

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Having to constantly apologize for the way that you are to someone who has absolutely zero interest in bettering themself.

People who are too lazy to even attempt to accomplish something on their own and instead expect you to do it for them and get beside themselves with anger if you choose not to or are unable to.

[Löwe]

Care workers who suck at their job.

Now I'm going to seem like a total bitch, but idc. There's this guy who comes into where I work daily, guy called Antony. He's uh..."special". And his chaperone/carer does NOTHING, even when he's poking around touching the tills or trying to open a beer he hasn't paid for because he "wants to try it" and I'm sick of it. If you have the mind of a child you should be treated like a child, and when a child does something wrong you TELL THEM THE FUCK OFF. I don't give a shit if he's disabled, there's a line based on what's acceptable, and letting someone run riot solely because they're "special" is bullshit.

Fuck people

Yes they are annoying.I had a co-"worker" leave 20 minutes today when he should have stayed and helped me. Since he didn't do shit today anyway.

Your right.If his "guardian" isn't correcting and guiding him then you have a responsibility to step in and do so. If you don't he could get in trouble for stealing or something. Even if he doesn't understand the concept. That doesn't mean he is exempt from the rules,not to everyone at least.