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#101 Relichris

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 09:59 AM

When people use the phrase "my brain just works differently".

You're not a goddamn snowflake.

Everyone's brain works differently or we'd all be doing the exact same thing at the exact same time all the damn time.


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Posted 26 July 2012 - 10:19 AM

That's..

Yeah I don't know what to say to that.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:05 PM

That's..

Yeah I don't know what to say to that.


I don't either.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:11 PM

Well alright then.

*sunglasses*

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:14 PM

Well alright then.

*sunglasses*


I am sad that there are no sunglasses emote. :(
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:19 PM

I know.

I was supposed to forever ago find new emotes for here and I've been slacking. :(

I will try to get on it, for cereals.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:20 PM

I know.

I was supposed to forever ago find new emotes for here and I've been slacking. :(

I will try to get on it, for cereals.


Procrastination. It happens.

So I won't put my Lucky Charms on the line.
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Posted 01 August 2012 - 08:40 AM

Hearing a jackass with the IQ of a turd vacuuming vacuum seal bags for the past half an hour because he's determined to try to prove that he's not a gullible 14 year old girl that'd buy anything marketed as long as he can sit on his flat hairy ass and buy it.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 10:00 PM

When your dating some chick, realise shes dumber than your average rock and wind up breaking up with her because shes dumber than rocks (and thats actually pretty hard to deal with) before you can get her to bed.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 01 August 2012 - 11:47 PM

Oh man..

Where there's a will there's a way.

You shoulda tried harder.

Like headphones so you don't have to listen to her.

Or jingle something shiny in front of her..

Or the ever tried and true kung fu sleeper hold and prop her up maneuver so you can just push her mouth into a pillow if she wakes up during.

Son, I am disappoint.

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:10 AM

I was originally writing a long thing about my exgirlfriend, but while writing it I decided against it. Instead I feel I should mention people who wear band shirts for bands they never heard of. Happens ALL the time with Pink Floyd and The Misfits.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:14 AM

Oh man..

Where there's a will there's a way.

You shoulda tried harder.

Like headphones so you don't have to listen to her.

Or jingle something shiny in front of her..

Or the ever tried and true kung fu sleeper hold and prop her up maneuver so you can just push her mouth into a pillow if she wakes up during.

Son, I am disappoint.

[please don't kill me with your ninja hands]

*writing notes* head phones..... shiny stuff.....

good stuff, cant believe i never thought of that!

sleeper hold...eh not as good. no motion= no fun

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 02 August 2012 - 01:23 AM

What really ruffles my feathers: People who claim to be depressed, when really they're just morons who can't handle any form of rejection or affliction that causes even the most minimal amount of discomfort. Really gives people who actually truly suffer from depression a bad name, and makes it much harder for us to actually seek help through fear of being seen as the same as those dumbasses.

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 04:06 AM

*writing notes* head phones..... shiny stuff.....

good stuff, cant believe i never thought of that!

sleeper hold...eh not as good. no motion= no fun


Stupid people can be fun to have as partners/close friends/whatever, run your own little experiment, try to educate them, they can be just so gosh darn cute sometimes as well.

Also, @Xiao - I hear that, there's a difference between depression and being upset. =/

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 09:02 AM

*writing notes* head phones..... shiny stuff.....

good stuff, cant believe i never thought of that!

sleeper hold...eh not as good. no motion= no fun

:lol"

Fair enough.

Stupid people can be fun to have as partners/close friends/whatever, run your own little experiment, try to educate them, they can be just so gosh darn cute sometimes as well.


I just imagined a giant hamster wheel with a spacey looking blonde strapped in it and a Juicy Couture bag hanging in front of her.

My god.. I think I just figured out a solution to our energy crisis.

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 11:43 AM

We need lots of stupid blonde girls? There is a God after all!

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:26 PM

We should get them from Sweden, they are the most chestily endowed.

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 05:15 AM

Customers that think they deserve a refund because they were inconvenienced for a inconsequential amount of time.

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.


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Posted 03 August 2012 - 06:41 AM

Wow, one thing? I'm one of those people who get annoyed at pretty much everything, LIST TIME :D !!
  • Cars
  • Motorbikes
  • Most modern music
  • Teachers
  • My friends
  • My enemies
  • Stupid people
  • Know-it-alls*
  • TV
  • Radio
  • Food
  • Eating
  • Sleeping
  • Windows
  • Glass doors
  • lag
  • lag-free
  • Windows OS
  • window frames
  • Family
  • clocks
  • Chairs
  • tables
  • Books
  • Bad connection
  • Good connection
  • Dating
  • Being alone,
  • Working in teams
  • School
  • home
You get the picture, but what annoys me the most? people who use incorrect grammar on youtube, and especiallyu the ones who correct some ones grammar, but have incorrect grammar themselves, you know, lke Grammar nazi.

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 06:42 AM

*I am a know it all, but I don't rub it in peoples faces.

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