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[Calvary]

Ugh, I bet that must be really fun for him. =/

[Relichris]

Ugh, I bet that must be really fun for him. =/

Probably not. He has to be hooked up to a machine every night.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I snore pretty severely..

I always wondered if that may be why.

My friends husband had it though and I'm not entirely sure that's the case for me.

I will however never get drunk before going to sleep in a bed I'm sharing with someone again.

Apparently it's like I'm sawing through lumber..

/)_(\ so embarrassing..

[Relichris]

I snore pretty severely..

I always wondered if that may be why.

My friends husband had it though and I'm not entirely sure that's the case for me.

I will however never get drunk before going to sleep in a bed I'm sharing with someone again.

Apparently it's like I'm sawing through lumber..

/)_(\ so embarrassing..

I would have to laugh if I heard you, no offense.

Good thing I'm not able to snore. I keep my mouth closed while sleeping. And if my nose gets clogged up, I can't sleep.

[Calvary]

I died in my sleep once. Thankfully I lived.

I never snore, I grind my teeth, which is really bad now that I have these beautiful braces. I wake up three times a night thinking I've chewed them off.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Well thanks for finding my humiliation humorous.

At least I won't die from exhaustion when I get a cold. >__>

[Majestic]

You grind your teeth, how unfortunate.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I died in my sleep once. Thankfully I lived.

I never snore, I grind my teeth, which is really bad now that I have these beautiful braces. I wake up three times a night thinking I've chewed them off.

I used to grind my teeth.

I stopped when I stopped living with my mother though.

Braces hurt.

Unfortunately I may need them again.

My bottom teeth shifted after me neglecting to wear my retainer. :\

[Relichris]

Well thanks for finding my humiliation humorous.

At least I won't die from exhaustion when I get a cold. >__>

You can laugh at my funeral. If you don't, I'll be heavily disappoint.

[Calvary]

Can I come to your funeral? I'd very much like to provide you with gifts necessary to make it through Egyptian Purgatory and get into Egyptian Heaven.

[Relichris]

Can I come to your funeral? I'd very much like to provide you with gifts necessary to make it through Egyptian Purgatory and get into Egyptian Heaven.

Sure, why not?

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I will do so with debonair class my good chap.

I will even wear a fake mustache in which to curl.

Unless my mothers genes kick in by then in which case I won't need to buy a fake one.

[Calvary]

You should have a sarcophagus. Yep, I'm gonna make you a big golden sarcophagus, and float you down the Nile. Your relatives may or may not be informed.

[Relichris]

Well, my funeral is looking to be more exciting than my whole life that I have lived.

[Calvary]

That's because you know me now. I'm fucking amazing.

If I can't get a Sarcophagus, how about a Viking funeral pyre? You get floated out to see on a longboat and then burnt, you get to go to Valhalla.

It's all good shit.

[Relichris]

That's because you know me now. I'm fucking amazing.

If I can't get a Sarcophagus, how about a Viking funeral pyre? You get floated out to see on a longboat and then burnt, you get to go to Valhalla.

It's all good shit.

Valhalla?! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. This makes me very sad. Now I can't play FFXIII-2 for a little bit longer! I almost forgot the ending so I could continue to do everything. GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Besides that, yeah it sounds cool. Viking stuff would be pretty fitting since I'm from Minnesota and our football team is the Minnesota Vikings.

[Calvary]

Okay. I'll get to work on the ship tomorrow. I don't like to be kept waiting though, it's very rude you see. So if you could just pop off next Tuesday at around 12 o'clock and make some preparations to air mail yourself to my address. Please don't reanimate on the trip as well, if you try and eat my brains I won't let you use the funeral longboat.

[Relichris]

Okay. I'll get to work on the ship tomorrow. I don't like to be kept waiting though, it's very rude you see. So if you could just pop off next Tuesday at around 12 o'clock and make some preparations to air mail yourself to my address. Please don't reanimate on the trip as well, if you try and eat my brains I won't let you use the funeral longboat.

Around noon sounds good.

[Calvary]

Okay I'll pencil you in.

[Relichris]

Awesome. Now that's settled. I can work on my Afterlife.