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#21 The Robstar

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 10:30 AM

I tried telling everyone to love each other while they still could. Now look what happened. You can't even go out on a date anymore. All these people making fun of my favorite holiday finally understand why relationships are important. Huzzah!

Funny enough, love making could be a way of spreading and transmitting the disease to others. LOL

 

I guess our 'love making' was the possible result of eating out them bats. LOL


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#22 Grolli

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 04:57 AM

With the stay at home/work from home thing going on..  wonder how many babies will be born in December.



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Posted 25 March 2020 - 08:10 AM

There is definitely going to be a baby boom from this.

Which is going to be fun to deal with medically since this thing is pretty much decimating our resources and global economy right now.


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Posted 25 March 2020 - 05:29 PM

Good point...  time to re-watch Idiocracy



#25 John Franklin

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 08:07 PM

Do you need help finding someone to start creating more babies?

#26 The Robstar

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 04:00 PM

Do you need help finding someone to start creating more babies?

Yes!! OH GOD, YES!!!!!


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#27 Konta

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Posted 28 March 2020 - 10:39 PM

I am so tired of hearing about coronavirus, but if it means that I can get laid, then I'll mention it too. Coronavirus!

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Posted 29 March 2020 - 11:46 AM

shit I'm missing out on creating plague babies

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Posted 31 March 2020 - 12:42 AM

How I'm feeling right now

 


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#30 bombeast

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 04:56 AM

Make sure you end it in the right spot if you're trying to make babies. Anal sex is for assholes.

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 11:22 AM

I mean if you accidentally get the wrong one you could just say surprise to make up for it. Who doesn't like surprises?

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Posted 05 April 2020 - 12:49 AM

You motherfuckers stay safe. The urban areas are shit right now and I know a couple of you guys live in them. I don't want to come back to this place to find some of you dead. Wash your hands, stay at home, and learn a new skill. My work is essential so I can't stay with my daughter and preggers wife and it's terrifying knowing it's only going to get worse because people are idiots.

Be careful, everyone.

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Posted 07 April 2020 - 04:07 AM

You motherfuckers stay safe. The urban areas are shit right now and I know a couple of you guys live in them. I don't want to come back to this place to find some of you dead. Wash your hands, stay at home, and learn a new skill. My work is essential so I can't stay with my daughter and preggers wife and it's terrifying knowing it's only going to get worse because people are idiots.

Be careful, everyone.

Don't forget to wash your anux. 

 

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#34 Konta

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Posted 09 April 2020 - 04:10 AM

I'm just ready for the lockdown to be over with. I normally stay inside anyway, but. I really don't like the idea of feeling like I'm trapped. All this lockdown will do is delay the virus instead of getting rid of it.

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Posted 09 April 2020 - 05:52 AM

Not in mandated lock-down here.  I am essential!  However, there are still alot of folks out and about when they should not be.  This is not helping.

 

Then again... my state has deemed alcohol stores critical businesses, so Ive got that going for me.



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Posted 09 April 2020 - 11:05 AM

Not in mandated lock-down here.  I am essential!  However, there are still alot of folks out and about when they should not be.  This is not helping.

 

Then again... my state has deemed alcohol stores critical businesses, so Ive got that going for me.

Same. I'm classified as an essential worker, so while non-essentials get paid 80% of their wages for doing nothing, I have to work my ass off twice as hard.


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Posted 09 April 2020 - 04:35 PM

Do you need help getting your boss fired?

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Posted 10 April 2020 - 06:15 PM

Same. I'm classified as an essential worker, so while non-essentials get paid 80% of their wages for doing nothing, I have to work my ass off twice as hard.

 

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Posted 11 April 2020 - 03:20 AM

I'm just ready for the lockdown to be over with. I normally stay inside anyway, but. I really don't like the idea of feeling like I'm trapped. All this lockdown will do is delay the virus instead of getting rid of it.

I'm kind of introverted too, but I actually feel the need to........ interact with.......... humans........ like......... real ones. LOL


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#40 Grolli

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Posted 11 April 2020 - 06:08 AM

Oh, wife and I are both introverts.  Not really hurting us at all.