Coconut woman was halfway at the waist. Alligator mouth for legs.
Why did Ariel wear a seashell bra?
Posted 20 March 2019 - 06:25 PM
Coconut woman was halfway at the waist. Alligator mouth for legs.
Why did Ariel wear a seashell bra?
Posted 26 March 2019 - 11:08 PM
Posted 03 April 2019 - 05:23 AM
Posted 07 July 2019 - 06:48 PM
Posted 08 July 2019 - 06:30 AM
I am tentatively hyped. If it weren't for the track record of garbage fire live-action remakes, I would be very excited for this. I wonder who'll be Ursula.
Posted 08 July 2019 - 05:45 PM
Posted 09 July 2019 - 06:19 AM
I think it's good that it will help end the stereotype that black people can't swim.
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Scuse me, what?
That's a stereotype?
Who the fuck... what...
I mean, what the fuck even.
Posted 09 July 2019 - 11:03 AM
Posted 09 July 2019 - 11:17 AM
I was being completely serious; I had never heard that in my life. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Racist bullshit stereotypes are the actual stupidest load of cold wank.
Posted 10 July 2019 - 12:33 PM
Posted 10 July 2019 - 01:07 PM
I don't... need a video proving that those stereotypes are bullshit, tho. Like, it blows my mind to think about people even taking them seriously.
Posted 11 July 2019 - 09:27 AM
Posted 20 July 2019 - 03:36 PM
Posted 08 August 2019 - 12:10 AM
I would kinda like to see a version of Ariel that would remind me of my childhood, so for now, as the movie is not even out and I have not seen it, I think I would like a white actress to play her. If the movie is good, though, I might end up not minding the actual choice.
Posted 09 August 2019 - 06:26 AM
Soooo it doesn't matter if it's bad if she's white, but it has to be good if she's black?
Posted 09 August 2019 - 07:23 AM
I think it's more a case of if they change it for racial inclusion and it still winds up being awful, all that happens is Halle Bailey finally gets to star in something worse than Last Holiday. If they kept Ariel white all that would happen is the actress there would also finally star in something worse than [one of their bad movies]. Personally I just don't see the point in changing the formula of a story that is almost two hundred years old. Ariel was white in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale back in 1837, after all. And Disney does have a habit of changing fairy tale stories to fit their social narratives and also however they can earn the most money from consumers. i.e. the original version of Snow White wouldn't have been a very good kid flick.
Also they're genderswapping characters because... reasons? Scuttle the seagull is now female and also a diving bird instead of a seagull. Unsure why. Scuttle is also being voiced by a singer with such amazing contributions to music as "My Vag" and "Queef". Yikes.
Also Harry Styles is playing Prince Eric, because after the death of One Direction we need more of him, apparently.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
Posted 09 August 2019 - 08:43 AM
First of all, 100% agreed on that yikes. Jesus, Disney, why.
Also, I don't understand how changing the race of a character changes the "formula" of the story. Like, if they shift the story around or added characters or subtracted plot points or changed the setting. Picking a different-looking main character, who, by the way is the same person, really isn't a huge change, as far as I can tell.
If it ends up sucking, then, for fuck's sake, Disney can suck a fat one on their "inclusion" shit. I'm already sick to death of their live action shit and I'm holding a small amount of hope for this and a bit more for Mulan. I am also on standyby to have my small hopes be dashed.
Posted 09 August 2019 - 08:48 AM
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Posted 10 August 2019 - 01:51 AM
Posted 12 August 2019 - 06:19 AM
~Disney Magic~