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[anonymoose]

I need someone who have a real working time machine to travel with i will pay for the trip of course but i need someone who i can trust please if you have a time machine contact me

- note : i have done this 2 times before but the guys who had a time machine betrayed me

[Mister Sympa]

Before I disclose any of my own information, I'm going to need details on what happened with that first dude.

[anonymoose]

Before I disclose any of my own information, I'm going to need details on what happened with that first dude.

they set me up with the british gov in the year 2100 luckily i got out

[Cotton Candy Hot Tub]

I have two questions first.

#1 What did the time machine look like that you were previously using?


#2 If I hypothetically do have a similar time machine, then would you want to use it to immediately travel back to 2100 or could you also travel to different years with me first?


The reason I ask the second part is because I was thinking about using it to travel to the year 1993 to find out if I was an accident. I would also like to go to the 1950s, 1970s, and 1980s because those were really cool time periods that I was unable to experience.

[anonymoose]

I have two questions first.

#1 What did the time machine look like that you were previously using?


#2 If I hypothetically do have a similar time machine, then would you want to use it to immediately travel back to 2100 or could you also travel to different years with me first?


The reason I ask the second part is because I was thinking about using it to travel to the year 1993 to find out if I was an accident. I would also like to go to the 1950s, 1970s, and 1980s because those were really cool time periods that I was unable to experience.

I can't answer your first question because it might make a paradox , But i can answer the second one, i don't want to go to year 2100 or anywhere near it because they are looking for me but i have a personal mission in the year 2002 i want to do it and then we go to whenever and wherever you want

[Cotton Candy Hot Tub]

Ok. Seems fair enough, but the time machine that I have is unable to travel to another location. It can only travel to different times at the same place. What country are you from? I live in the U.S.

[Mister Sympa]

2002 was a shitty year. You have my blessing.

 

Also anything that may alter this timeline is super welcome. If you could just, like, knock off Trump on the way, that'd be great.

[Cotton Candy Hot Tub]

Aminomouse, did you find someone else who has one? If so, then I guess I'll go by myself.

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[Mister Sympa]

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Like.

 

Dude.

 

Help.

[Cotton Candy Hot Tub]

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I know this is one of the weirdest and most stupid bot posts I've ever seen, but now I'm curious as to if this is really what's going to happen next year. Children instructing their parents while having a running from the bathroom dance craze? Just when I thought 2018 couldn't be any worse, I need to prepare for 2019 with a bomb shelter.

[quantumit]

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[The Robstar]

I'm reminded of Fry from Futurama being his own grandfather. lol

[xand3r]

I will allow to use mine but there's a catch, u have to save stan lee u get my drift😔

[Charles]

If you really need to travel through time you need enormous amount of energy. In Theory time travel is possible for real.

[Mister Sympa]

In theory, I could 3D print a pizza right now, but theory don't pay the bills.

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