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#1 anonymoose

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Posted 17 August 2018 - 09:18 AM

I need someone who have a real working time machine to travel with i will pay for the trip of course but i need someone who i can trust please if you have a time machine contact me

- note : i have done this 2 times before but the guys who had a time machine betrayed me

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Posted 17 August 2018 - 12:00 PM

Before I disclose any of my own information, I'm going to need details on what happened with that first dude.


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Posted 17 August 2018 - 12:31 PM

Before I disclose any of my own information, I'm going to need details on what happened with that first dude.

they set me up with the british gov in the year 2100 luckily i got out



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Posted 17 August 2018 - 07:11 PM

I have two questions first.

#1 What did the time machine look like that you were previously using?


#2 If I hypothetically do have a similar time machine, then would you want to use it to immediately travel back to 2100 or could you also travel to different years with me first?


The reason I ask the second part is because I was thinking about using it to travel to the year 1993 to find out if I was an accident. I would also like to go to the 1950s, 1970s, and 1980s because those were really cool time periods that I was unable to experience.

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 01:54 AM

I have two questions first.

#1 What did the time machine look like that you were previously using?


#2 If I hypothetically do have a similar time machine, then would you want to use it to immediately travel back to 2100 or could you also travel to different years with me first?


The reason I ask the second part is because I was thinking about using it to travel to the year 1993 to find out if I was an accident. I would also like to go to the 1950s, 1970s, and 1980s because those were really cool time periods that I was unable to experience.

I can't answer your first question because it might make a paradox , But i can answer the second one, i don't want to go to year 2100 or anywhere near it because they are looking for me but i have a personal mission in the year 2002 i want to do it and then we go to whenever and wherever you want



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Posted 19 August 2018 - 07:47 PM

Ok. Seems fair enough, but the time machine that I have is unable to travel to another location. It can only travel to different times at the same place. What country are you from? I live in the U.S.

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 07:33 AM

2002 was a shitty year. You have my blessing.

 

Also anything that may alter this timeline is super welcome. If you could just, like, knock off Trump on the way, that'd be great.


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Posted 21 August 2018 - 03:06 PM

Aminomouse, did you find someone else who has one? If so, then I guess I'll go by myself.

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Posted 08 September 2018 - 01:59 PM

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 09:57 AM

Spleen.

 

Like.

 

Dude.

 

Help.


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#11 Cotton Candy Hot Tub

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 06:20 PM

Children must instruct they parents at any time. Good swinging around mostry, but you must wear rubber tires and brace for one if it lingering. Water jet blows your bottom because you can always trust the best results of that new "RUNNING FROM THE BATHROOM DANCE" of 2019.

I know this is one of the weirdest and most stupid bot posts I've ever seen, but now I'm curious as to if this is really what's going to happen next year. Children instructing their parents while having a running from the bathroom dance craze? Just when I thought 2018 couldn't be any worse, I need to prepare for 2019 with a bomb shelter.