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#1 Cotton Candy Hot Tub

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Posted 29 June 2018 - 07:48 PM

Do most men like Mary Ann or Ginger from Gilligan's Island? I used to like Ginger as a kid, but now I am much more attracted to Mary Ann. Not sure why.

#2 Affray

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Posted 02 July 2018 - 10:38 AM

You like Mary Ann more now because she's actually useful as a human being. She's superior for the same reason that Betty trumps Veronica, they're down to Earth hard working women who don't often add extra stress to people's lives. Frivolous tarts like Ginger and Veronica will always fall short in the long run because they're selfish and refuse to change themselves for anything or anyone.


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Posted 09 July 2018 - 07:51 AM

I love you so much, Affray.

 

This principle also applies to Carlton vs. Steve Urkel. Steve is the catch-phrase-slinging caricature and Carlton is a much more relatable, multi-dimensional guy who could actually exist. As a kid, Urkel is funny because you're a kid; when you get older, Carlton is way more interesting.


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Posted 11 July 2018 - 06:29 AM

I consider myself quite old, but holy heck I was too young to remember that show. lol


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Posted 11 July 2018 - 07:37 AM

It bored me to tears as a kid. That and Flipper. FUCK Flipper.


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Posted 15 July 2018 - 02:28 PM

I love you so much, Affray.

 

This principle also applies to Carlton vs. Steve Urkel. Steve is the catch-phrase-slinging caricature and Carlton is a much more relatable, multi-dimensional guy who could actually exist. As a kid, Urkel is funny because you're a kid; when you get older, Carlton is way more interesting.

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And that episode where Carlton buys a gun after Will gets shot so that it will never happen again is some of the realest shit that show ever laid down.


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#7 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 01 August 2018 - 06:58 AM

Man there were some seriously deep moments in Fresh Prince for it being a comedy show. 


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Posted 01 August 2018 - 07:55 AM

 

And then there's this moment.


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Posted 08 August 2018 - 07:45 PM

Ha! I forgot about that one. 


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