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[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

That I can't stand living with someone.

I can't stand cleaning a completely full sink of dishes half an hour after I'd already done them
I hate seeing them push their chair away and leave their food all over the table like I'm a goddamned minority slave
I hate that every single solitary thing not only falls on my shoulder.. but that I have to hear vaginal bleeding about it on a daily and sometimes hourly basis..
I hate that I can't walk around the house without clothing on, especially in the summer
I hate not being able to take a shower with the door open so I'm not suffocated by steam
I hate not being able to masturbate anywhere I want to any time of day
I hate that I can't play my music whenever i want and that i have to wait to watch a show I want to see because it's too damn noisy in the house and as soon as I try it's an influx of everybody ever needing to talk to me all at once..
I can't stand when someone does one thing in 7 months and thinks it gives them a right to complain about any goddamn thing they want in the house like they've broken their back doing shit
I can't stand it when someone who has absolutely no plans on doing something uses "we need to" to describe something that has to be done
It turns my stomach having a conversation with someone who is talking with their mouth open at dinner and chewing like a cow so I can hear them smacking the entire time
It pisses me off when they put meat or seafood into the fridge without wrapping it properly and then bitch and moan about how dried out it is and how bad it made the fridge smell
I can't stand being questioned at a constant. If I'm doing something a certain way, it's for good reason and you need to shut the fuck up and go die in a fire.

I feel like Chevy Chase in Christmas vacation.

[Wolf]

A wise person I know once said

STAB IT

STAB IT WHILE YOU HAVE A CHANCE

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

But I'm not talking about love..

I'm talking about seething hatred.

Which I guess go hand in hand so I digress.

[Wolf]

I understand, and honestly, i think franklin needs to visit the grandparents farm up north, if you get what I mean

>.>

Its chicago, robberies happen all the time, and if you beat yourself up a little, you can look like a victim/witness

just sayin

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Oh Jaz..

If only.

Seriously, day-dream about it all the time.

[Wolf]

Also remember, if only males are present, cry

cry like a milk baby.

I have yet to meet a man who wasn't moved by a woman crying, I think it's a natural thing. The cuter you are, the better too, so you're in luck :3

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Ugh.

I don't like crying infront of people.

Ever.

And the shitty part about it is when I get mad, really mad.. it happens involuntarily.

It's like my ovaries are plotting my demise.

I can't stand it. :\

But lol, thank you.

[Wolf]

And the shitty part about it is when I get mad, really mad.. it happens involuntarily.

It's like my ovaries are plotting my demise.

I just imagined your ovaries talking to eachother like

"Oh yeah, we are gonna take this bitch down"

"What ya got to say about UNCONTROLLABLE EMOTIONS?!"

[Calvary]

Oh God no! I represent men everywhere when I say please do not cry in front of us, we have absolutely no idea what to do when girls cry, especially when it's something we did, but we're not entirely sure. It's just....never ever good. XD

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Wolfie: They do!

The bitches!

It's ok tho, cause every month I take one of them out back and beat them bloody.

That'll learn em!!

Gol:
Don't worrie.
I'm not the kind of crazy that pulls that shit.