I went to watch the movie with some friends. We pre-games and went to the movie pretty tipsy... and I thought it was an awesome movie. Then I sobered up thought about it, and realized it sucked more then a vacuum. Did anyone else happen to catch it?
The Battleship movie...
Started by Rhooke, Jun 01 2012 07:03 PM
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:14 PM
I have a feeling I wouldnt be able to watch it sober either >.>
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:19 PM
Soooo many holes in the story. So many...
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 10:46 PM
My cousin likes it.
That's enough for me to know that it's not worth watching. >.>
That's enough for me to know that it's not worth watching. >.>
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 10:24 AM
Soooo many holes in the story. So many...
What can we use to stop the alien invaders?!
Jets? bombers? Gunships?
No...
BATTLESHIPS!
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Tentacular!
Posted 02 June 2012 - 06:50 PM
>Michael Bay
You expected more?
You expected more?
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Tentacular!
Posted 03 June 2012 - 10:47 AM
Apparently I'm stupid and it wasn't directed by him. It just looks like the kind of shit he'd put out.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 03 June 2012 - 12:52 PM
Oh. Naw. Peter Berg directed this, who also apparently directed Hancock.
No interest in watching that either.
No interest in watching that either.
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Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:09 AM
that movie was so bad i went out and baught a battleship set just so i could throw it away
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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:22 PM
I havent seen it for the fact of so many bad reviews I read about it. Just watching the trailer the only thing that looked great about it was the graphics. Someone on the film crew was obviously a big Bay/Transformers fan and went Bay crazy on the battleship graphics. Maybe it should've been called Transformers the Aquatics edition. They just don't feel the need to make a good story anymore, just force feed us explosions and high budget graphics. Do they think we are that simple where we can't enjoy or understand a complexed storyline and characters?
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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:37 PM
I like great special effects and explosions WITH great storylines. Thanks, Die Hard and Die Hard 2!
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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:56 PM
When that is all movie depend on its not that great its a slap in the face for wasting my time and money tsk tsk
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 11:18 AM
When I first heard they were making it a year or two ago, I automatically assumed it was going to be a WW2 Pacific Theater movie. I thought it was going to be the best thing, since the Pacific never gets enough love in movies.
And then I saw the trailer.
And then I saw the trailer.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 11:22 AM
I imagine the look of disappointment you had was priceless.
Also, welcome back.
