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#1 Rhooke

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:03 PM

I went to watch the movie with some friends. We pre-games and went to the movie pretty tipsy... and I thought it was an awesome movie. Then I sobered up thought about it, and realized it sucked more then a vacuum. Did anyone else happen to catch it?

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:14 PM

I have a feeling I wouldnt be able to watch it sober either >.>

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:19 PM

Soooo many holes in the story. So many...

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 10:46 PM

My cousin likes it.

That's enough for me to know that it's not worth watching. >.>

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 10:24 AM

Soooo many holes in the story. So many...


What can we use to stop the alien invaders?!

Jets? bombers? Gunships?

No...

BATTLESHIPS!

#6 Kirihime Natsuno

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 06:50 PM

>Michael Bay

You expected more?

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 09:21 PM

Michael Bay directed this? I'M SOLD.

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 10:47 AM

Apparently I'm stupid and it wasn't directed by him. It just looks like the kind of shit he'd put out.

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 12:52 PM

Oh. Naw. Peter Berg directed this, who also apparently directed Hancock.

No interest in watching that either.

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:09 AM

that movie was so bad i went out and baught a battleship set just so i could throw it away

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:22 PM

I havent seen it for the fact of so many bad reviews I read about it. Just watching the trailer the only thing that looked great about it was the graphics. Someone on the film crew was obviously a big Bay/Transformers fan and went Bay crazy on the battleship graphics. Maybe it should've been called Transformers the Aquatics edition. They just don't feel the need to make a good story anymore, just force feed us explosions and high budget graphics. Do they think we are that simple where we can't enjoy or understand a complexed storyline and characters?

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:37 PM

I like great special effects and explosions WITH great storylines. Thanks, Die Hard and Die Hard 2!

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:56 PM

When that is all movie depend on its not that great its a slap in the face for wasting my time and money tsk tsk

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 11:18 AM

When I first heard they were making it a year or two ago, I automatically assumed it was going to be a WW2 Pacific Theater movie. I thought it was going to be the best thing, since the Pacific never gets enough love in movies.

And then I saw the trailer.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 11:22 AM

:lol:
I imagine the look of disappointment you had was priceless.

Also, welcome back.
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