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#1 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 28 January 2018 - 06:19 PM

I recently found out that Jeep used to make fleet vans. I want one. I really, really want one. I need a reason to need one.

 

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#2 Affray

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Posted 28 January 2018 - 07:37 PM

Well the name on that van alone should be enough to justify the purchase.

You could drive around town handing out comically large rubber bands and Nerf guns labeled "Disintegrating Pistol".

I know you'll do the right thing.


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Posted 29 January 2018 - 03:39 AM

Start cosplaying Wile E. Coyote.

 

Do it.


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Posted 29 January 2018 - 04:52 PM

If you have the money for one, why do you need another excuse to buy one?


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Posted 29 January 2018 - 07:37 PM

Kinda cool.  Um..  life is short..  buy the damn toy!



#6 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 29 January 2018 - 08:28 PM

Well the name on that van alone should be enough to justify the purchase.

You could drive around town handing out comically large rubber bands and Nerf guns labeled "Disintegrating Pistol".

I know you'll do the right thing.

I mean, it wouldn't be that particular one. I was going to slap a ND logo on it, but I like the way you think.

 

 

Start cosplaying Wile E. Coyote.

 

Do it.

:lol:

Maybe.

 

 

If you have the money for one, why do you need another excuse to buy one?

Because there are better things I could do with my money.

 

 

Kinda cool.  Um..  life is short..  buy the damn toy!

Ha, the issue is I already have a project car as a toy. 


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#7 Grolli

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 06:51 AM

No issue..  F*** it.  Get what you want.  

 

Will it make you happy?

Can you afford it?  Without throwing your finances into a tizzy?

Will it break any laws?  Can you do the time if it does?

 

Well then..  I repeat..  buy the damn toy!



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Posted 30 January 2018 - 03:28 PM

More than a few of my toys have broken laws >.>


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Posted 30 January 2018 - 06:11 PM

meh..  mine too.  but I am still here.



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Posted 30 January 2018 - 07:54 PM

Because there are better things I could do with my money.

Obviously you meant buying two of them so you can race them.

 

Good idea Spleen, do that.


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 04:17 PM

meh..  mine too.  but I am still here.

:lol:

Only because the FBI hasn't caught you.

 

 

Obviously you meant buying two of them so you can race them.

 

Good idea Spleen, do that.

They have 4 bangers that made 75hp brand new. Something tells me they won't be winning any races. One with a liter bike motor in it would be pretty badass though >.>


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 05:03 PM

Buy all of them and host a NF race night. You know it makes sense.


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 09:19 PM

:lol:

Only because the FBI hasn't caught you.

Shuush..  I work for the government...  dont tell



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Posted 01 February 2018 - 08:23 PM

Buy all of them and host a NF race night. You know it makes sense.

I second this notion! 


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Posted 04 February 2018 - 11:20 PM

I say go ahead if it won’t harm anyone including yourself, at least not significantly. It’s good to occasionally do things for oneself.
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#16 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 05 February 2018 - 10:49 AM

Buy all of them and host a NF race night. You know it makes sense.

I mean, that would be pretty fun. I can think of better options though.

 

 

Shuush..  I work for the government...  dont tell

Hiding right under their nose, I like it. Like the guys that were growing pot in the abandoned lot behind the DEA office.

 

 

I second this notion! 

Daniel is actually wanting to make a dirt track in the back levee. This might be a possibility. 

 

 

I say go ahead if it won’t harm anyone including yourself, at least not significantly. It’s good to occasionally do things for oneself.

Luckily there are none for sale in my area currently. If one pops up for the right price though, I might end up with it. 


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