Sometimes, I dream of Dr. Robert Casio. In my dreams he flies with the most beautiful angel wings. He whisks me away from my bed out the window and takes me on an adventure. We see the most spectacular sights, he shows me the most magnificent hair in his many boxes, sometimes he even cuts a lock of my hair to keep. He says he puts my hair on his mantelpiece as he takes pride in it the most. This makes me blush. But he says, 'Cameron-Sama-Chan, I see you blush the reddest of reds, do not do so, for I am here, to comfort you, to be there for you, to take you under my wings when you are tired.' To which I reply, 'Oh Casio-senpai, maybe someday I will feel as ethereal as you look now.' Then he kisses me, I blush harder. He takes my index finger and brushes it along his ever so perfect moustache. He says to me, 'Cameron-San-Sama-Kun-Chan-Bō, come with me, I must show you something.' He flies me back to his house, it smells of lust. 'Look' he says pointing to a corner. I move to the corner and it is his cat, his cat is beautiful with a splendiferous coat. 'Stroke him' he whispers into my ears, gently spitting a little straight down my ear hole. I lift his cat up to my face and begin to rub its elegant stomach. 'W-why did you want to show me this Casio-Senpai-Kōhai-Sensei-Hakase?'
'Because my love, this is no longer my cat, it is our cat!' At this point I leap with joy as I know I've finally been allowed to share residence with Dr. Robert Casio. He looks into my eyes, leans in to kiss me and at this point I am awoken, and with tears in my eyes I know, never again will I share such an amazing moment with my Dr. Robert Casio as I did that night.