There could be some vegans on here. I'm sure even they will be eating a lot this Thursday. I'm going to see some family, but there will unfortunately be less of us this time.
Should I have ham or turkey this year? I can't decide.
What is everyone else planning?
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Posted 21 November 2017 - 08:09 AM
Unfortunately, I don't celebrate Turkey Day other than by watching Addams Family Values.
If I did, though, I'd celebrate by eating a ton of chicken wings.
Actually, that sounds like a great idea...
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Posted 22 November 2017 - 04:58 AM
My country don't celebrate Turkey Day.
Interesting concept though.
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Posted 22 November 2017 - 05:51 AM
Unfortunately, I don't celebrate Turkey Day other than by watching Addams Family Values.
If I did, though, I'd celebrate by eating a ton of chicken wings.
Actually, that sounds like a great idea...
The wings idea sounds F'ing great right now.
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Posted 22 November 2017 - 06:28 AM
Pizza. All the time.
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Posted 22 November 2017 - 11:33 AM
It's less about the food and more about trying not to get into a fistfight with the family members I am forced to associate with on that day.
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 23 November 2017 - 11:53 PM
I think every public holiday that I have to work is great. The extra money is fantastic.
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Posted 24 November 2017 - 08:45 AM
It's less about the food and more about trying not to get into a fistfight with the family members I am forced to associate with on that day.
Oh, yeah, happy Domestic Disturbance Day, everybody!
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Posted 24 November 2017 - 06:51 PM
It's less about the food and more about trying not to get into a fistfight with the family members I am forced to associate with on that day.
Do it anyways, have someone film it.
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Posted 24 November 2017 - 07:05 PM
Would have been a good idea for me too. It was like a Crusades reenactment at my family gathering. Had to take some food back to my house and I was only at the gathering for fifteen minutes.Do it anyways, have someone film it.
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Posted 24 November 2017 - 10:00 PM
wow. sorry the turkey day was bad for you.
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 01:36 AM
Would have been a good idea for me too. It was like a Crusades reenactment at my family gathering. Had to take some food back to my house and I was only at the gathering for fifteen minutes.
Were there at least swords and shields?
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Posted 26 November 2017 - 10:39 AM
Is it political or personal? Or, fuck, it really is both these days, isn't it?
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:02 PM
It happens that way almost every year, but it provides good entertainment, and at least the food was better this time.Grolli, on 24 Nov 2017 - 22:06, said:
wow. sorry the turkey day was bad for you.
Depends on your definition of swords. Does that include aluminium crutches? If so, then yes.SpleenBeGone, on 25 Nov 2017 - 01:42, said:
Were there at least swords and shields?
Sports and religious arguments in every room. It was calm at first, but only for about five minutes.Mister Sympa, on 26 Nov 2017 - 10:45, said:
Is it political or personal? Or, fuck, it really is both these days, isn't it?
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:15 PM
Initially I thought this thread was about drugs....... I'm disappointing that nobody has mentioned drugs up a turkeys ass yet......
I'm a weird puppy......
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 11:06 PM
Now I'm just imagining a dog typing on a keyboard. What type of drugs would you like everyone to stuff in a turkey?Initially I thought this thread was about drugs....... I'm disappointing that nobody has mentioned drugs up a turkeys ass yet......
I'm a weird puppy......
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Posted 28 November 2017 - 01:24 PM
Oh, right. Religion. That thing.
Also, Rob, fucking what?
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Posted 28 November 2017 - 06:32 PM
Eh, that's more of a club but I'll allow it.
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:21 AM
I'm thrice as weird off the drugs now. lolz
Hear me out though. I think weed stuffing would be pretty nice.
Wonder if it'll get ya blazed? hmmmm, future experiment mayhaps.......???
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Posted 04 December 2017 - 08:18 AM
Pretty sure it's safe to say, yes, it would.
