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#1 Admiral Slutter

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 10:14 PM

There could be some vegans on here. I'm sure even they will be eating a lot this Thursday. I'm going to see some family, but there will unfortunately be less of us this time. Should I have ham or turkey this year? I can't decide. What is everyone else planning?

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Posted 21 November 2017 - 08:09 AM

Unfortunately, I don't celebrate Turkey Day other than by watching Addams Family Values.

 

If I did, though, I'd celebrate by eating a ton of chicken wings.

 

Actually, that sounds like a great idea...


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Posted 22 November 2017 - 04:58 AM

My country don't celebrate Turkey Day. 

 

Interesting concept though. 


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Posted 22 November 2017 - 05:51 AM

Unfortunately, I don't celebrate Turkey Day other than by watching Addams Family Values.

 

If I did, though, I'd celebrate by eating a ton of chicken wings.

 

Actually, that sounds like a great idea...

 

The wings idea sounds F'ing great right now.



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Posted 22 November 2017 - 06:28 AM

Pizza. All the time.


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Posted 22 November 2017 - 11:33 AM

It's less about the food and more about trying not to get into a fistfight with the family members I am forced to associate with on that day.


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Posted 23 November 2017 - 11:53 PM

I think every public holiday that I have to work is great. The extra money is fantastic.


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Posted 24 November 2017 - 08:45 AM

It's less about the food and more about trying not to get into a fistfight with the family members I am forced to associate with on that day.

Oh, yeah, happy Domestic Disturbance Day, everybody!


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Posted 24 November 2017 - 06:51 PM

It's less about the food and more about trying not to get into a fistfight with the family members I am forced to associate with on that day.

Do it anyways, have someone film it. 


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Posted 24 November 2017 - 07:05 PM

Do it anyways, have someone film it.

Would have been a good idea for me too. It was like a Crusades reenactment at my family gathering. Had to take some food back to my house and I was only at the gathering for fifteen minutes.

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Posted 24 November 2017 - 10:00 PM

wow.  sorry the turkey day was bad for you.  



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Posted 25 November 2017 - 01:36 AM

Would have been a good idea for me too. It was like a Crusades reenactment at my family gathering. Had to take some food back to my house and I was only at the gathering for fifteen minutes.

Were there at least swords and shields? 


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Posted 26 November 2017 - 10:39 AM

Is it political or personal? Or, fuck, it really is both these days, isn't it?


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:02 PM

Grolli, on 24 Nov 2017 - 22:06, said:
wow. sorry the turkey day was bad for you.

It happens that way almost every year, but it provides good entertainment, and at least the food was better this time.

SpleenBeGone, on 25 Nov 2017 - 01:42, said:
Were there at least swords and shields?

Depends on your definition of swords. Does that include aluminium crutches? If so, then yes.

Mister Sympa, on 26 Nov 2017 - 10:45, said:
Is it political or personal? Or, fuck, it really is both these days, isn't it?

Sports and religious arguments in every room. It was calm at first, but only for about five minutes.

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:15 PM

Initially I thought this thread was about drugs....... I'm disappointing that nobody has mentioned drugs up a turkeys ass yet......

 

I'm a weird puppy...... 


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 11:06 PM

Initially I thought this thread was about drugs....... I'm disappointing that nobody has mentioned drugs up a turkeys ass yet......
 
I'm a weird puppy......

Now I'm just imagining a dog typing on a keyboard. What type of drugs would you like everyone to stuff in a turkey?

#17 Mister Sympa

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 01:24 PM

Oh, right. Religion. That thing.
 

Also, Rob, fucking what?
 


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Posted 28 November 2017 - 06:32 PM

Eh, that's more of a club but I'll allow it. 


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:21 AM

I'm thrice as weird off the drugs now. lolz

 

Hear me out though. I think weed stuffing would be pretty nice. 

 

Wonder if it'll get ya blazed? hmmmm, future experiment mayhaps.......???


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Posted 04 December 2017 - 08:18 AM

Pretty sure it's safe to say, yes, it would.


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