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[Wolf]

Why. Can't. Things. Go. My. Way...

Imagine me smashing my face into my table with every period, because I feel like I should be

First off, we got my landlords who live like, 30ft from my house, who always want me to do them favors for absolutely no reason [I dont get paid, get comped on rent, nothing], and if I refuse, they get all pissy, make me feel like im not welcome, constantly bring up my moms debt, then deny they did any of it when they are all happy again.

I wouldn't mind, but this goes in tandem with them all being selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, titty babies [aside from Melissa, the youngest daughter, she works 3 jobs to get away from them.] The following favors I have performed for them

Mowed grass 5 times now [about 1 acre]
Take their trash to the dump every other Sunday
Installed cable to the opposing end of the house
Installed TV, cable box and surround sound to the cable I installed
Moved fridge, twice
Babysat their precious dogs for 3 days
Helped them completely change and rebalance the water in their pool after they neglected to cover it for a year
Small things, almost every day, like cutting down trees, weed eating, cleaning the pool, etc

Favors I have asked of them

-Moving wifi router closer to my house, so I could get a constant signal [Mrs Tucker: If you think Im running cables all around the floor of my house for you, you are stupid]
-Asked to use $2 on a credit card to buy something off of ebay [Mrs Tucker: If you think im letting you use my credit card, you are stupid. Which then turned into about half an hour of her bitching about how she got burned on an internet scam, and claimed I would inevitably do the same]
-Ask to use the outside pool-room to use internet [I can, but only if nobody else in the house has any want to use it... so practically after 9pm]
-Ask to use their spare car [they literally have a spare car] to go to town and put in applications [Mrs tucker just laughed]
-Asked to borrow a spare bluetooth headset [There are 4 headsets in the house, and 2 people use them, but I cant use one of the spares while im over here... make sense]

And thats it... literally... and I have gotten nothing from them...

And I have to deal with Mr. and Mrs. Tucker all the time now that my car broke down [Wont gear out of Neutral, fucking lovely] and that is driving me into an early grave.

If you couldnt tell already Mrs. Tucker is fairly unpleasant to be around

scratch that, EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT to be around. Every conversation will become She knows everything, you know nothing, and every word out of her mouth makes you regret, more and more, that you even began talking to her. Shes just... a bitch... everyone says that about her, she knows it, but she doesnt care. My motto regarding her:

"If it isn't her, she doesn't care"

I tried bringing light to a subject on 20/20 that we were watching, regarding something in Africa. During a commercial I gave her and her daughter the skivvy on the African Warlords, and the plot they are probably playing in it. Right when I get to the part about them hiring children...

"Shut the fuck up, Jaz, I dont fucking care."

Note, the profanity isnt whats important here, everything she says is laden with course profanity. Its the fact that she genuinely, truly doesnt care for anyone but herself. And shes going to be pretty cross when I adopt the same stance towards her.

Mr. Tucker is nice on the outside, but inside hes a titty baby, like the rest of them, and his cares are conveniently narrowed down to 4 things

1. His beer
2. HIs smokes
3. His pills
4. His sports

Which is nice, its easy to dodge him, which you will need to do if you love your free time, because if you talk to him, be prepared to spend about an hour listening to him drone on about a topic, probably one you cant even bring yourself to care about [Oh, the Magics used to be a decent team? Do go on...], until he realizes you dont care. Sometimes that wont even stop him, I've been out here, minding my own business, he'll come out and talk to me, and talk, and talk, and I wont even realize hes there. Then he'll yell something like "HEY! Are you listening to me?", to which, every time I say no...

So between the Tuckers active refusal to help me, and my mom just not having any way to help me, I find myself extremely stressed at the end of the day. Moreso now that I have a medication I need to continue living, no way to get a job, and limited time left with health insurance...

Add that to me having another seizure last night [It was just uncontrollable twitching, but I managed to get upright before it got worse] and you have one, very exhausted and stressed wolfie ._.

And I wonder why I am an escapist...

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Wow, she's a thundercunt.

The whole not caring about anyone else thing..
It has come to my attention that it's prevalent in children and old people.
There's nothing you can do to change that.
If I were you, I'd just laugh at her when she asked me to do anything else from now on. >.>
But that's probably not the best course of action.

Wait till Danny reads it and gives you his advice.
He's mastered dealing with dumb assholes, he has it down to a science.

In the meantime, shit in their pool. <__<

[SpleenBeGone]

Just have an opinion on nothing, tell them you're busy with something that sounds really important and over their heads when you're asked to do something, and if you get a chance to get out of their, try to screw their daughter first and send them pictures.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Oh my god..

I thought you were going to take the high road..

I have never been more fucking proud of you than I am right now.

*single tear*
*starts a slow clap*

[SpleenBeGone]

I'm not always a good person. >.>

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

No.
But it's nice to be reminded sometimes that I'm not always the worst person in this relationship.

[SpleenBeGone]

[Lord_Zamboodu]

wow that is crappy to read. I agree thundercunt...............

[Calvary]

Are there no friends you can stay with? If I were in your shoes, by now I would have done something regrettably stupid and would probably be out on the streets, so if it means anything, well done for putting up with these shit'eds.

[Bowsette]

try to screw their daughter first and send them pictures.

Anal, and videotape it. Then slowly leak it to the internet's various porn video sites.

[SpleenBeGone]

Anal, and videotape it. Then slowly leak it to the internet's various porn video sites.

I like the way you think.

[Wolf]

Tes- They're just so bad at being people...

And this is coming from ME

Danny- O.O

*takes notes*

I always distanced myself from them emotionally, having the caring capabilities of a brick when it came to them, but im coming up with a rudimentary list of cheap excuses now...

And the daughter... I wish >.>

Golg- Sadly, no, this is literally my last refuge, its either this or living with my grandma

And chances are I would stab her with a dull knife [shes really bad people too]

Xaio- I would make my own to make some ad revenue >.>

[SpleenBeGone]

You can do it, they make pills for that.

[Wolf]

Nah, I mean that shes in a "stable relationship" with someone she wants to get "serious" with

huge air quotes during that, mind you

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

But you're good at being fuzzy. :3

[Calvary]

Y'know what Wolf, just go on a killing spree, burn your land lords alive then take a Browning to work and gun down everyone who has ever annoyed you even slightly. If that doesn't make you feel better, hijack a helicopter.

[Calvary]

Oh, and lemons! >=C

http://a1.sphotos.ak...539720036_n.jpg

Use the lemons.

[Wolf]

Tes- aaaaaw, ty :3

Golg: God damn I love cave johnson

>.>

So much

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

*ear rubbins*

[Wolf]

*leggy twitchy thing* ;3