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#1 Mister Sympa

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Posted 25 April 2017 - 06:54 AM

Did you go see Scary Movie 3 in a theater back in the day?

I did.

That's $15 I'll never see again.

What about you guys?

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#2 Affray

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Posted 25 April 2017 - 08:15 AM

I did, and would rather watch it every day for the rest of my life than watch the second Anchorman movie ever again.

It's the only movie I've ever seen that gave me absolutely nothing, not even a sensible chuckle.

I was embarrassed for everyone involved in it and hope it keeps them up at night wondering what the fuck they were thinking.


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Posted 25 April 2017 - 10:28 AM

I don't think so haha when I go, it's because I know I'll love it, or else I'll just wait. Maybe aliens vs monsters, but I was a blind date and I didnt pay!
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Posted 25 April 2017 - 10:49 AM

I don't think so haha when I go, it's because I know I'll love it, or else I'll just wait. Maybe aliens vs monsters, but I was a blind date and I didnt pay!

You made a blind guy go to a movie AND pay for both tickets.

You're a cold ass honkey Madame Elf.


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Posted 25 April 2017 - 02:35 PM

I have a lot to offer, even if the guy is blind!
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Posted 25 April 2017 - 08:29 PM

I have a lot to offer, even if the guy is blind!

I guess he would be fine if he reads braille, ifyaknowaddamean.


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Posted 26 April 2017 - 04:26 AM

This one is easy.

Into the Woods. Worst fucking Disney I ever seen. My ex wanted to go.

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Posted 26 April 2017 - 05:50 AM

One film instantly comes to mind. House of the Dead.

 

Why, dear god, why.



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Posted 26 April 2017 - 07:44 AM

I would like to add Bevis and Butt-Head do America to the list.

I was young and foolish.

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Posted 26 April 2017 - 07:47 AM

Ironman 3 was pretty bad.

I don't pay to see very many movies, and the ones I do see are ones I've been excited for.

Now movies that I haven't paid for is a completely different story. 


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Posted 26 April 2017 - 08:10 AM

This one is easy.

Into the Woods. Worst fucking Disney I ever seen. My ex wanted to go.

My wife wanted to watch this and was supremely disappointed.

My favourite part is how they billed Johnny Depp like he was the star in a lot of the posters/ads and he had maybe ten minutes of face time in total.

The whole thing was a pretty clear attempt to cash in on star power and it fell oh so very short.


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Posted 26 April 2017 - 10:55 AM

This one is easy.
Into the Woods. Worst fucking Disney I ever seen. My ex wanted to go.


You're a liar!!!!!!!
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Posted 26 April 2017 - 10:56 AM

My wife wanted to watch this and was supremely disappointed.
My favourite part is how they billed Johnny Depp like he was the star in a lot of the posters/ads and he had maybe ten minutes of face time in total.
The whole thing was a pretty clear attempt to cash in on star power and it fell oh so very short.


It was a great movie! I love it and want to own it NOW!
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Posted 26 April 2017 - 12:10 PM

I can sing and perform better than all of them.

And I'm an ugly troll who sounds like a deep cavern and ancient dark forests.

The movie was BAD!

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Posted 26 April 2017 - 12:12 PM

NO!!!
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Posted 26 April 2017 - 01:22 PM

It was a great movie! I love it and want to own it NOW!

To each their own.

I dislike nearly every musical I've ever seen though.

The only time breaking in to song and dance is okay in my books is when the movie is being ironic, or is a parody meant to be humerous.


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Posted 26 April 2017 - 01:35 PM

Fame tho.

And Little Shop of Horrors.

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 10:09 PM

Twighlight. Maybe the worst waste in my life LOL



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Posted 14 September 2017 - 06:51 AM

I love Twilight. It's one of the few things that I like ironically.

 

Also, adding Monkey Bone to the list. That was one of the worst decisions I ever made.


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 06:55 AM

The latest Transformers. I can't even remember the name.

The one with evil Optimus Prime and Merlin and all that jazz.

 

If it weren't for the explosions and other loud noises, I would have slept through the entire thing.

Only went because a friend wanted to go with me. First and last time I'm going to pay to see Transformers.