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#1 CrazyRabbitParty

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Posted 25 March 2017 - 02:53 AM

Guys...

Who the hell thought up these foods?

 

Like, these glazed doughnut burgers

 

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Does this actually taste good? What drugged up person thought of this? HOW HIGH WERE THE CREATORS OF THIS BURGER???

 

And this abomination

 

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Meet the pizza burger. If you say you can eat that then you win a freaking medal or something.

 

And this is a McNuggetini

 

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That is chocolate milkshake and vanilla vodka. On the rim of the glass is BBQ sauce with a chicken McNugget.

 

I'm just so confused. Would any of you eat these foods? Have you ever tried them? If so, were they good? Have you seen even more unusual creations?

 

And I swear if one person sends me a post about the dancing squid dish I'll cry. Poor little guy... :(


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Posted 25 March 2017 - 02:27 PM

Honestly i want to eat all of those. All. Of. Them.

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Posted 25 March 2017 - 04:25 PM

What the fuck.


This is almost as disgusting as pineapple on pizza. Almost.


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Posted 25 March 2017 - 06:45 PM

I'm actually going out to a place with friends in a few days called Firebrand. One of their burgers is called the Piggyback, a 7oz burger with pulled pork, bacon, and a bunch of other stuff.

 

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Hnnnnn.


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#5 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 25 March 2017 - 07:36 PM

I'd eat the pizza burger and the Firebrand burger. The rest not so much. 


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#6 CrazyRabbitParty

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Posted 25 March 2017 - 09:30 PM

What the fuck.


This is almost as disgusting as pineapple on pizza. Almost.



I really don't understand the pineapple hatred. That's my childhood. I used to love Hawaiian pizzas when I was a kid. I never even thought it was weird until I saw people complaining about it online.


It's the banana pizza that is the real enemy.

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Honestly i want to eat all of those. All. Of. Them.



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Enjoy... I guess...

I'd eat the pizza burger and the Firebrand burger. The rest not so much.



The bacon and cheese stuffed pizza burger consists of the following: two sausage and pepperoni pizzas (serving as the bun), a 5-pound hamburger patty, two pounds of bacon, and two pounds cheese (plus an onion and two bulbs of garlic).

And I just found the double decker version.

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I think I might explode if I tried to eat it.


Um... Not sure about taste or anything but this one just feels kind of weird...

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Black hotdog anyone?

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 03:07 AM

I think I'd try all of these just to say I tried them.


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Posted 26 March 2017 - 03:37 AM

Things exist to kill you faster

If i cant wipe my own plz kill me

#9 CrazyRabbitParty

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 03:44 AM

I think I'd try all of these just to say I tried them.

 

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#10 Majestic

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 06:00 AM

I'd eat the pizza burger and the Firebrand burger. The rest not so much. 

 

This, and still relevant to the posts since.


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#11 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 09:18 AM

The black hot dog looks like charcoal. 


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#12 CrazyRabbitParty

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Posted 28 March 2017 - 08:39 AM

The black hot dog looks like charcoal. 

 

If death owned a hot dog stand...


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#13 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 28 March 2017 - 09:19 AM

That needs to be a web comic. 


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#14 Mister Sympa

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Posted 29 March 2017 - 07:22 AM

That banana pizza tho.

 

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