What are some weird/silly things you used to think as a kid?
Kid Logic
#1
Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:28 AM
#2
Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:29 AM
I, for one, was dead convinced that the escalators would eat you if you tried to get off them wrong.
#3
Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:01 PM
I used to think backhoes were called back holes.
#4
Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:27 PM
That is HILARIOUS.
#5
Posted 21 March 2017 - 05:10 PM
I, for one, was dead convinced that the escalators would eat you if you tried to get off them wrong.
http://edition.cnn.c...lled-escalator/
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#6
Posted 22 March 2017 - 01:31 AM
Since mum made salads I used to think that everything that grew in the garden was edible. Flowers, weeds, tree bark dirt.
THE HELL YOU READING FOOL???
#7
Posted 22 March 2017 - 03:26 AM
Are these thoughts you had all throughout your childhood or does this include stupid thoughts you were briefly convinced of? Because I remember I swallowed an apple seed when I was little and I became absolutely convinced that a tree was going to grow inside my stomach. I also had the terrifying thought that if we didn't filter the water then I would swallow mosquito eggs and be suddenly filled with mosquitoes.
Ah, childhood...
P.S. I also used to call The Wizard of Oz - The Lizard of Boz
I hope you're having a nice day.
#8
Posted 22 March 2017 - 03:30 AM
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#9
Posted 22 March 2017 - 04:44 AM
I thought one day I'd make good money and be able to afford a house.
The ridiculous stuff we used to believe amazes me.
I hope you're having a nice day.
#10
Posted 22 March 2017 - 06:17 AM
Well that's terrifying.
I thought one day I'd make good money and be able to afford a house.
And then bam, adulthood!
#11
Posted 22 March 2017 - 06:27 AM
Holy SHIT
Also, the replies to this thread are GREAT! Love you guys!
TO THIS DAY, I see the Disney signature as starting with a capital G.
Gisney.
#12
Posted 22 March 2017 - 08:27 AM
The fear is real Spleen, stay the fuck away from China.
I thought one day I'd make good money and be able to afford a house.
Look at you with your crazy fantasies about having a comfortable life and a home to call your own.
Holy SHIT
Also, the replies to this thread are GREAT! Love you guys!
TO THIS DAY, I see the Disney signature as starting with a capital G.
Gisney.
I too have always seen it a a G.
Then one day, maybe somewhere around the age of 20 it clicked in my head and I realised it was a super fancy D.
I know many who thought the same, so I'm blaming poor design rather than childhood stupidity on this one.
When I was little I thought that Albuquerque was pronounced like Bugs Bunny says it because that's the only time I hear the word.
I then proceeded to tell my mom that someone's ass was a big as Albaquoiky and everyone laughed at me for way, way too long.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#13
Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:22 AM
I too have always seen it a a G.
Then one day, maybe somewhere around the age of 20 it clicked in my head and I realised it was a super fancy D.
I know many who thought the same, so I'm blaming poor design rather than childhood stupidity on this one.
When I was little I thought that Albuquerque was pronounced like Bugs Bunny says it because that's the only time I hear the word.
I then proceeded to tell my mom that someone's ass was a big as Albaquoiky and everyone laughed at me for way, way too long.
I had the same epiphany at about the same age.
That's actually really sad. Bugs is the man, and imitation should only lead to success.
#14
Posted 22 March 2017 - 12:47 PM
It wasn't a mean laughter, and I understand why it brought on so much of it.
But at seven you take it personally.
I also tripped leaving the room because I was wearing moon shoes and caught a bad bounce, which lead to even more laughter.
I was something of a one man how when I was a kid.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#15
Posted 23 March 2017 - 10:50 AM
Sick Moon Shoes, tho. Twisted ankles as far as the eye can see.
I used to get really self-conscious when I'd go to the bathroom because of how people talked about how god was always watching.
creeped me the fuck out.