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#1 Mister Sympa

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:28 AM

What are some weird/silly things you used to think as a kid?


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#2 Mister Sympa

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:29 AM

I, for one, was dead convinced that the escalators would eat you if you tried to get off them wrong.


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#3 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:01 PM

I used to think backhoes were called back holes. 


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:27 PM

That is HILARIOUS.


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 05:10 PM

I, for one, was dead convinced that the escalators would eat you if you tried to get off them wrong.

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 01:31 AM

Since mum made salads I used to think that everything that grew in the garden was edible. Flowers, weeds, tree bark dirt. 


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 03:26 AM

Are these thoughts you had all throughout your childhood or does this include stupid thoughts you were briefly convinced of? Because I remember I swallowed an apple seed when I was little and I became absolutely convinced that a tree was going to grow inside my stomach. I also had the terrifying thought that if we didn't filter the water then I would swallow mosquito eggs and be suddenly filled with mosquitoes.

 

Ah, childhood...

 

P.S. I also used to call The Wizard of Oz - The Lizard of Boz


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 03:30 AM

I thought one day I'd make good money and be able to afford a house.

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 04:44 AM

I thought one day I'd make good money and be able to afford a house.

 

The ridiculous stuff we used to believe amazes me.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 06:17 AM

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Well that's terrifying. 

 

 

I thought one day I'd make good money and be able to afford a house.

And then bam, adulthood! 


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 06:27 AM

http://edition.cnn.c...lled-escalator/

Holy SHIT

 

Also, the replies to this thread are GREAT! Love you guys!

 

TO THIS DAY, I see the Disney signature as starting with a capital G.

 

Gisney.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 08:27 AM

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The fear is real Spleen, stay the fuck away from China.

 

 

I thought one day I'd make good money and be able to afford a house.

Look at you with your crazy fantasies about having a comfortable life and a home to call your own.

 

 

Holy SHIT

 

Also, the replies to this thread are GREAT! Love you guys!

 

TO THIS DAY, I see the Disney signature as starting with a capital G.

 

Gisney.

I too have always seen it a a G.

Then one day, maybe somewhere around the age of 20 it clicked in my head and I realised it was a super fancy D.

I know many who thought the same, so I'm blaming poor design rather than childhood stupidity on this one.

 

When I was little I thought that Albuquerque was pronounced like Bugs Bunny says it because that's the only time I hear the word.

I then proceeded to tell my mom that someone's ass was a big as Albaquoiky and everyone laughed at me for way, way too long.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:22 AM

I too have always seen it a a G.

Then one day, maybe somewhere around the age of 20 it clicked in my head and I realised it was a super fancy D.

I know many who thought the same, so I'm blaming poor design rather than childhood stupidity on this one.

 

When I was little I thought that Albuquerque was pronounced like Bugs Bunny says it because that's the only time I hear the word.

I then proceeded to tell my mom that someone's ass was a big as Albaquoiky and everyone laughed at me for way, way too long.

I had the same epiphany at about the same age.

 

That's actually really sad. Bugs is the man, and imitation should only lead to success.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 12:47 PM

It wasn't a mean laughter, and I understand why it brought on so much of it.

But at seven you take it personally.

I also tripped leaving the room because I was wearing moon shoes and caught a bad bounce, which lead to even more laughter.

I was something of a one man how when I was a kid.


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 10:50 AM

Sick Moon Shoes, tho. Twisted ankles as far as the eye can see.

 

I used to get really self-conscious when I'd go to the bathroom because of how people talked about how god was always watching.

creeped me the fuck out.


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