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[Bowsette]

http://news.sky.com/...rticle/16236702

The aggressor is thought to have been trying to eat the man's face and gouge out his eyes.

The officer ordered the naked man to move away from his victim but he failed to do so and so he shot him, the Miami Herald reported.

Witnesses said the man continued the attack despite being wounded and that he was then shot several more times, leaving him dead.

One man told a local broadcaster he was riding his bike down the road when he saw the man tearing pieces of flesh from his victim with his mouth.

"I told him to get off," Larry Vega said WSVN-Fox 7, "and the guy just kept eating the other guy away."

Mr Vega said that when an officer approached the pair, the attacker "growled" and even kept chewing after he was shot

[Calvary]

That's absolutely disgusting. D=

Good God.

[SpleenBeGone]

*readies shotgun*
It has begun.

[Wolf]

After watching fear and loathing again, im pretty sure he was just high

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I saw that on reddit last night.

The south is fuckin weird.

[Calvary]

Apparently he was tripping on cocaine and induced some sort of psychosis.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I've known many a people addicted to nose candy.

I have never known one to eat someone's face off.

What the hell was it cut with?

Jesus.

[Calvary]

Cor really? I only know two people who have claimed to have tried cocaine, it's debatable that they did though. ¬_¬

To be fair the amount of danger associated with cocaine, it may well have been, that shit will fuck you up big time.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Yep.

Parents/uncles and around half a dozen friends.


I know it can make you manic, but christ..

[Calvary]

Well, you yanks are the second highest importers of cocaine in the world. Something like 2.7% or 3% of all Americans have tried it or something.

To be honest, cocaine is an upper-middle class drug, I dunno but it seems unlikely he'd have any if what the police have suggested is true and he's homeless.

In which case, I'm barricading my doors tonight.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

You would be surprised what the homeless can get their hands on.

And when they have money, what they spend that money on.

Drugs destroy everything in your life if you let them, and some people cannot handle doing them recreationally.



Good plan.
Better to be safe than-braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss.

[Bowsette]

To be honest, cocaine is an upper-middle class drug, I dunno but it seems unlikely he'd have any if what the police have suggested is true and he's homeless.

The attacker wasn't homeless.

The victim was.

[Calvary]

Yeah I agree with you there, 80% of my friends spend every day they can in a guys shed at the top of his garden smoking weed, gradually falling into this weird sort of place, they think they're the coolest fucking people alive. Hilarious. Shame though, it means I don't go out much any more because I refuse to partake in a past-time inherently illegal. At least until I live by myself next year any way. XD

Oh nooooooes they got Flippy! D=

I will try and make a cure. We'll get Spleen to tie you to a bed post and he can feed you illegal migrant workers while I make it. =D

E: Ahh, I see, I got my facts mixed up.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Ah, well at least he gets meals in the hospital now.

Sad, but that and prison are probably the only two ways he would have received food and shelter.

I don't even know what you do to a coked out cannibal..

Do you hit them with a rolled up newspaper?

Stuff em in an insane asylum?

Throw em in prison?



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[Calvary]

The most upsetting thing is this guys face has been chewed up so badly he's unrecognisable, apparently there are chunks out of his head missing and since he was homeless, how the hell will he pay for facial reconstruction surgery?

But to get rid of a cocaine cannibal you sprinkle a trail of coke into a cage, he follows it then you shut the lid.

[Krankykoala]

coked out cannibalism huh.... sounds like a cover story to me! im loadin my guns up!

[SpleenBeGone]

coked out cannibalism huh.... sounds like a cover story to me! im loadin my guns up!

See, this is the proper response.

[Wolf]

PCP: Will fuck your world up

ask my friend who took some, and thought it would be a great idea to jump on cars going down the highway

well, you could ask him if that event didnt kill him >.>

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

PCP: Will fuck your world up

ask my friend who took some, and thought it would be a great idea to jump on cars going down the highway

well, you could ask him if that event didnt kill him >.>

wat

[Wolf]

"Friend" [more like an acquitance from school] takes PCP with his wife

She starts getting scared,

he starts getting invincible...

Starts running on the side of the highway, waiting for cars to pass, then jumping on the windshields [using his elbows and knees]

I wouldnt have believed his wife, if one of the cars he ran into didnt belong to my best friends mom

Shes telling the story of why her windshield is busted, and I just bust out laughing

"I know that guy... hes crazy"

"Yeah, NO SHIT"