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[Capsicum Annuum]

Aladdin -

Ja-far was too Ja-close to Jasmine and Aladd-in was out.

Beauty & The Beast -

Gaston was the winner of the no Belle prize.

Sleeping Beauty -

In order to stop sleeping, all she had to do was hiber mate.

Tangled -

She must be Japanese because she glows yellow and never wears shoes.

The Little Mermaid -

The reason she had to walk on land was because the sea was too main stream for her singing.



Sorry for not including any others. Just wanted to post some clever jokes for my top five favorites. I had one for Star Wars, but I wanted to use just animated films for now.

Cinderella would have been the easiest pun.

Holy shit.

I'm glad you're not a bot!

I think nearly every profile that was started this year has turned out to be a bot. I would update the R.W.S., but the list would be too long at this point.

[Capsicum Annuum]

I wish Disney World still had Star Wars dance-offs.

[Bestmand902]

Aladdin -

 

Ja-far was too Ja-close to Jasmine and Aladd-in was out.

 

Beauty & The Beast -

 

Gaston was the winner of the no Belle prize.

 

Sleeping Beauty -

 

In order to stop sleeping, all she had to do was hiber mate.

 

Tangled -

 

She must be Japanese because she glows yellow and never wears shoes.

 

The Little Mermaid -

 

The reason she had to walk on land was because the sea was too main stream for her singing.

 

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[Mister Sympa]

I wish Disney World still had Star Wars dance-offs.

[Lostprincess]

My personal fave is Belle because I can relate to her the most out of all the princesses. It's her passion for reading, adventure and not judging people based only on appearances that make her my favorite.  Although, I love them all!

[emmanguyen]

As a proud Asian, I must say Mulan LOL

[Mister Sympa]

Do either of those technically count as Disney?

[Wafflydig501]

Uh, Princess Leia, hello? haha but If you want a more traditional answer then I'd say Ariel, can't beat the classics.

[Cotton Candy Hot Tub]

In my opinion, Padme was more skilled than Leia. If this was for animated Disney films only, then I would say either Jasmine from Aladdin (only because there's a new Aladdin movie coming out next year) or Rapunzel from Tangled. Does Mulan even count since she's not really a princess?