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[Sunbakedcow]

FUNNY STUFF! I WANT THEM NOW!!! (BTW MY SIGNATURE...)

[Soda Not Lunch]

OMG! Best topic! Red leg sex to lick between the toes and long sleeves and arms long and beautiful sweat too much The water. On both sides.

 

Hot booty window for the projection of the front and rear with Gay doggie that have kitties on. Both sides (intirior), then have go to back straight outside. The program. That is how you build tent. Enjoy my camping trip. Anyone else try before?

[Glazed 85TT]

wOULD LOVE TO SHOP UNDER AND Ovar the. enfluence with Noir then to tie her ass up after shee too drunk

 

hAND of God I feel the fingey!

 

It joke good. Yes? Only joke. buying Magic Hat serious business. also love thread! ?!

[Socksniffer13]

Grea. idea Rather see fae naked thoghu! Thank you for coming to a store. We will wait for next coming to a store.

[Glazed 85TT]

i HAVE SOLUTION! We tie up fae and Noir, then we let Affray penetrate both before we take picture. If they want. fd still joke of coures. go to far? Fergie still keep us.

[96bananathing]

Only with Clinton president we accomplish this! Keep protests! Buy shirts! Noir become president of Pakistan. fae can be first lady only if wish...

[SpleenBeGone]

I am so confused as to what's going on in this thread. >.>

[Calvary]

One guy made five alts pretending to be bots. Tried to be funny. Has failed to realise the joke wore thin many, many moons ago.

[SpleenBeGone]

And here I thought we were slowly encouraging sentience. 

[SpleenBeGone]

Anyways, onto jokes. 

 

What do you call ten druids in a lake? A HoT tub.

What about five paladins in a pond? Bubble bath.

What did the undead rogue say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip.

How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin? Two. One to attack him and one to wait in the inn.

What do you call a tree druid fighting? Combat log.

How do you stop a warrior from charging? Take away his credit card. 

Who makes the best rogues? Taurens, have you ever seen one? 

 

Yeah, people in battlegrounds hated me. >.>

[Capsicum Annuum]

One guy made five alts pretending to be bots. Tried to be funny. Has failed to realise the joke wore thin many, many moons ago.

Can you explain to me what a bot is? I have seen it mentioned here multiple times...

[Calvary]

Like, a computer bot. They're not real people, they just post rubbish on forums. Usually they try to sell things, but we haven't had many of those ones.

[Capsicum Annuum]

So someone pre-programs random responses to what other people have also posted? This is just weird. I wonder if ANY of the ones that posted in this thread are actual bots or not.

[Noir]

I mean, I think it's nice that he has bdsm dreams of me and he is still insistent in trying to be funny.

[Affray]

It has definitely lost it's charm though.

Now there is that awkward feeling you get when someone is trying to hard to be funny and just sort of making noise.

 

And I'm sorry to disappoint, but I'm probably not going to tag team Noir and Fae bdsm style anytime soon.

Nothing personal, I would just have to run it by my wife and plane tickets aren't cheap.

[Photography Raptor]

Anyways, onto jokes. 
 
What do you call ten druids in a lake? A HoT tub.
What about five paladins in a pond? Bubble bath.
What did the undead rogue say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip.
How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin? Two. One to attack him and one to wait in the inn.
What do you call a tree druid fighting? Combat log.
How do you stop a warrior from charging? Take away his credit card. 
Who makes the best rogues? Taurens, have you ever seen one? 
 
Yeah, people in battlegrounds hated me. >.>

First time hearing those. Lol. Random BG grinding is fun. It's all I really do these days.

[SpleenBeGone]

I have more. >.>

 

I have 170,000ish honor kills and the title for being exalted with Arathi, Warsong, and Alterac. I've spent a lot of time in battelgrounds. 

A lot of that time was spent telling corny jokes while holding the flag or defending a node. 

[Photography Raptor]

Had no idea. Alterac Valley weekends were amazing. I miss Tol Barad a lot too. I never played it enough when it was around. But you know, I did like Ashran too.

 

I just checked and it looks like I'm up to 142k in the achievement kills, spread out from all my toons. I did delete a 70 before, but I don't think that toon had a lot of kills. Maybe 5k at the most. I wish I was around for the original pvp titles, having Grand Marshal would have been wonderful. My Paladin is named Knight, and I really really want him to be Knight Knight. Sad times. I'm only exalted with the WSG BG, I might be revered with the AB one. Like I said, I played too many different guys. Now my mage, my main squeeze, has 120 days played. But that's actually not that bad - it's WoW's 12th anniversary and I started playing a couple months into BC.

 

I GUESS BACK TO THE TOPIC. My favorite lame joke was taken from Hot Shots: Part Deux. Probably my favorite comedy as a wee lad. I'm told I sell it and make it funnier than it is by my own personal actions. By that I mean grabbing people by the shoulder, shaking them, and laughing loudly like an idiot. GET IT?

 

A horse walks into a bar...and the bartender says 'Why the long face?'

[Mister Sympa]

BECAUSE IT WAS SARAH JESSICA PARKER

[Noir]

I'm guessing thats the person stopping now with the rape threats.
Oh well. Wonder who it was. I'm guessing Ragtime, in all honesty.