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[Glazed 85TT]

has anyone in locker room hit you with towel?  ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noir?

[Calvary]

yes.

[Noir]

Yes.

[Sethre]

yES.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I don't go to locker rooms.

[Photography Raptor]

We have lockers and showers at my work place. In fact, we get the last 15 minutes of our shift for showering (if we want to). I however, never have or will. Everyone goes outside to start cars, smoke, and be social until we get to punch out at 5 to. That being said this is the sort of thing that can lead to a write up in the work place (lots of touchy-feely people at union jobs). There was one story I heard that resulted in that.

 

Other than that I only ever showered once in a school and/or public gym locker room. I prefer my privacy. On that note there is a story to that day at the gym, well, the Y.M.C.A to be specific. I feel like I might have mentioned it before, but IDK anymore. I like my stories. Anyways, I'm walking into the sauna right before showering to get more sweat on. I go in and there is this 50-something-guy just spread eagle on the bench. It's like, "Jesus H. Christ guy, if you want to sweat down there go for a jog or something. This isn't an all-you-can-eat-cock-buffet. Put that prick away." I was like, "I don't need to sauna today" and just detoured for the showers. I get there and I'm alone with some hefty latino guy also in his 50s. He was head-to-toe in black hair. I mean, holy banana juice did his mom fuck a black bear?  Anyways, he was eye-balling me something fierce like "first time in here?" He was creeping me out to the point where I needed to just throw my towel back on and skadoosh.

 

And that was the last day I ever set foot in a public locker. I was 15ish at the time?

[96bananathing]

holly banana juice! I like being hit by towel. In fact I should start making towels for sell. with my shirts.

[Calvary]

Do it, Bananathing.

[ทหารราบ]

https://m.youtube.co...h?v=eZAIlBANH-0

[Affray]

Many have tried to snap me, few have succeeded.

I have a spidey sense of sorts and it pays off when someone decides to start something that they can`t possibly finish.

Once they make their first move they are signing an instantaneous agreement that they accept any and all ramifications that may come from their choice to snap me, and I am not one to let an act such as that go unattended.

 

He who snaps last snapped the hardest.

I snap last.

[Noir]

I've been meaning to ask. Should I be concerned about being sexually assaulted by the person behind 1990GoldEditioN.

[Bowsette]

No I'm sure you're fine.

 

Of course, for the right price I would tell him where you live.

[Noir]

I don't even begin to doubt that. 

[ทหารราบ]

I've been meaning to ask. Should I be concerned about being sexually assaulted by the person behind 1990GoldEditioN.

I just now noticed that the original post does in fact say Noir in tiny print at the bottom. I wonder what would happen if you flirted back or maybe if you started insulting this bot. That would make things very interesting, wouldn't it?

[Bestmand902]

Towel Pop is my favorite genre

[John Franklin]

You can stick bombs on Christianity. The country star says that there will be gold coins and two tanks. This tourist came with money in his pockets and paid to see certain changes to Fergie. The Muslim died from the eyes, which disappeared. The next day, the tourist and his visitors with bouquets came back. The Muslim wasn't there for some reason. Our Wifi is free wifeless internet service.