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[sUrFUS5]

I am planning to get a pet but can't decide what to have haha.... any suggestion?

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Don't get a turtle.

They're assholes that poop all the time.

[Wolf]

Don't get a turtle.

They're assholes that poop all the time.

Lizards are fun if you like a low maintenance pet that just kinda...

 

exists

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Are you trying to get adopted or something?

Cause I can get a heat lamp and give you scritches if that's the case.

[Wolf]

Are you trying to get adopted or something?

Cause I can get a heat lamp and give you scritches if that's the case.

SOLD!

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Awww yiss, tiny Jaz a ma taz.


I'm going to get the biggest water bottle they make and fill it with energy drinks.

[SpleenBeGone]

I have a husky. Also can't recommend. They  don't poop as much as turtles, but chew up more.

[fae]

My room mate has a cat. I'm pretty sure she thinks she's a dog though. She poops a lot too. Can't recommend either.
Also she likes me way more than i like her. Even though i never give her food. I don't know how to make it stop.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Shit in her litterbox, maintain eye contact when you do.

Assert yourself as alpha. 

[fae]

I already tried that but now she just follows me around because she thinks i'm so awesome

[Calvary]

I have a smol spider living in my kitchen. When I'm home alone I talk to her. She's cool, she gets that I need personal space.

[SpleenBeGone]

I used to have a banana spider that lived on my porch. It was pretty neat. 

[idk]

My room mate has a cat. I'm pretty sure she thinks she's a dog though. She poops a lot too. Can't recommend either.
Also she likes me way more than i like her. Even though i never give her food. I don't know how to make it stop.

It's a cat, there is no stopping them. They always know who's not a fan of cats, they live to irritate us but be cute enough to get away with it. 

 

Even big cats are cheeky little buggers.

 

 

 

 

I have two 1 year old cats and they're both 12 pounds of what the fuck.

[fae]

Haha maybe you're right. Also my roommate is weird and he likes that cat a little too much.
When i got up at 6am (!!!) this morning he was sitting on the sofa cuddling the cat. But i'm not complaining as long as he doesn't focus that kind of attention on me... 😥

[Photography Raptor]

Cats are amazing. 

 

I have two cats and two sugar gliders.

 

Cats are Elvis and Mocha.

Gliders are Meeka and Mizore. My GF named the females, as she likes M names. That's her thing.

 

Elvis was adopted, kinda. I love the name Elvis, don't get me wrong. Probably wouldn't have been my first pick though. I took him in at two years when a co-worker could no longer have him due to her living arrangements. He's a big boy at 21 lbs -- tall, big boned. Diet is slowing working though. Also, he's an asshole.

 

So we get along just fine. 

[idk]

to be fair, those two were barn cats when we got them as little kittens. They're quite entertaining though, one of them acts like a dog that can climb anything, the other one is just a lazy huge young cat.

 

I'm a little worried though, they still have another year of growing ahead of them.

[Nerdie88]

I have a dog and cat. LOL

[nathnath]

I have hamsters, and they are low maintenance. 

[sUrFUS5]

I have dogs... You what do you have? 

[yahyah6]

I have birds and don't need much time...  Just place their food the walaaaa! your all set